With them a Bastard of the King deceas'd, Auft. By how much unexpected, by so much Pembroke, and others. permit not, bleed France, and Peace ascend to heav'n! K. Philip. Peace be to England, if that war return This little abstract doth contain that Large, France, thoughts K. Zobr. Alack, thou doft usurp authority. Let me make answer: thy usurping son. Eli. Out, insolent! thy bastard shall be King, That thou may'st be a Queen, and check the world! Conf. My bed was ever to thy son as true, As thine was to thy husband, and this boy, Liker in feature to his father Geffrey, Than thou and John, in manners being as like As rain to water, or devil to his dam. My boy a bastard! by my soul, I think, His father never was so true-begot ; It cannot be, an if thou wert his mother. Eli. There's a good mother, boy, that blots thy father. Conft. There's a good grandam, boy, that wouldst blot thee. Faulo. N 3 Faulc. One that will play the devil, Sir, with you, An a' may catch your hide and you alone. You are the hare, of whom the proverb goes, Whose valour plucks dead Lions by the beard; I'll smoak your skin-coat, an I catch you right; Sirrah, look to't; i'faith, I will, i'faith. Blanch. O, well did he become that Lion's robe, That did disrobe the Lion of that robe. Faulc. It lyes as fightly on the back of him, (8) your shoulders crack. Auft. What cracker is this same, that deafs our ears With this abundance of superfluous breath? King Philip, determine what we shall do streight. K. Pbilip. Women and fools, break off your conference, King Jobn, this is the very Sum of all; England, and Ireland, Anjou, Touraine, Main, In Right of Arthur I do claim of thee : Wilt thou resign them, and lay down thy Arms? K. John My Life as soon. I do defie thee, France, Arthur of Britain, yield thee to my Hand; And out of my dear love I'll give thee more, Than e'er the coward-hand of France can win. Submit thee, boy. Eli. Come to thy Grandam, child. Conft. Do, child, go to it Grandam, child. As great Alcides' Shoes upon an Afs.] But why his Shoes, in the Name of Propriety? For let Hercules and his Shoes have been really as big as they were ever suppos’d to be, yet they (I mean, the Shoes) would not have been an Overload for an Ass. I am persuaded, I have retriev'd the true Reading; and let us observe the Juftness of the Comparison now. Faulconbridge in his Refentment would say this to Austria. “ That Lion's Skin, which my great Father King Richard once wore, “ looks as uncouthly on thy Back; as that other noble Hide, which was borne by Hercules, would look on the Back of an Ass.” A double Allusion was intended ; first, to the Fable of the Ass in the Lion's Skin : then Richard I. is finely set in Competition with Alcides; as Aufria is satyrically coupled with the Afs. There's > There's a good Grandam. Arth. Good my mother, peace; Eli. His mother shames him fo, poor boy, he weeps. Const. Now shame upon you, whe're she does or no! His Grandam's wrong, and not his mother's shames, Draws those heav'n-moving pearls from his poor eyes, Which heav'n shall take in nature of a fee : Ay, with these crystal beads heav'n fhall be brib'd To do him justice, and revenge on you. Eli. Thou monstrous slanderer of heav'n and earth! Conft. Thou monstrous injurer of heav'n and earth, K. John. Bedlam, have done. her! Will; K. Phil. Peace, Lady; pause, or be more temperate : These N 4 These men of Angiers , let us hear them speak. [Trumpet founds. K. John. England for it self; You men of Angiers and my loving Subjects K. Pbilip. You loving men of Angiers, Arthur's Sub jects, Our trumpet call'd you to this gentle parle K, John. For our advantage; therefore bear us first: These flags of France, that are advanced here Before the eye and prospect of your town, , Have hither march'd to your endamagement. The cannons have their bowels full of wrath And ready mounted are they to spit forth Their iron indignation 'gaint your walls : All preparations for a bloody liege And, merciless proceeding, by these French, Confront your city's eyes, your winking gates ; And but for our approach, those fleeping itones, That as a walte do girdle you about, By the compulsion of their Ordinance By this time from their fixed beds of lime Had been dishabited, and wide havock made For bloody power to rush upon your peace. But on the sight of us your lawful King, (Who painfully with much expedient March Have brought a counter-check before your gates, To save unscratch'd your city's threatned cheeks) Behold, the French, amaz’d, vouchsafe a parle ; And now, instead of bullets wrap'd in fire, To make a shaking fever in your walls, They shoot but calm words folded up in smoak, To make a faithless error in your ears ; Which trust accordingly, kind citizens ; And let in us, your King, whose labour'd spirits, Fore |