But Pandarus-0 Gods ! how do you plague me! S CE N E II. a-field ? Æne. That Paris is returned home, and hurt, Troi. Let Paris bleed, 'tis but a scar to fcorn; day? ne. In all swift halte, S CE NE III. of Troy Sero. Up to th' eastern tower, struck his armourer ; Greek's Cre. Good; and what of him? Serv. They say, he is a very man per se, and Itands alone. Cre. So do all men, unless they are drunk, fick, or have no legs. Serv. This man, lady, hath robb’d many beasts of their particular additions : he is as valiant as the lion, churlifh as the bear, now as the elephant; a man into whom nature hath fo crowded humours, that his valour is crusht * into folly, his folly fau. ced with discretion, there is no man hath a virtue, that he has not a glimpse of; nor any man an attaint, but he carries fome stain of it. He is melancholy without cause, and merry against the hair ; he hath the joints of every thing, but every thing fo out of joint that he is a gouty Briareus, many hands and no use; or purblind Argus, all eyes and no fight. Cre. But how should this man, that makes me {mile, make Hector angry? Sero. They fay, he yesterday cop'd Hector in the battle, and struck him down ; the disdain and shame whereof hath ever since kept Hector fasting and waking. 1 His valour is crufted iato folly, his folly Sauced with discretion. Warburton. S CE N E Iy. Enter Pandarus. Pan. Good morrow, cousin Crellid? what do yote talk of? Good morrow, Alexander-How do you, cousin ? when were you at Ilium * ? Cre. This morning, uncle. Pan. What were you talking of, when I came? Was Hector arm’d and gone, ere you came to llium? Helen was net-up, was she? Cre. Hector was gone ; but Helen was not up. Pan. True, he was fo; I know the cause too: he'll lay about him to-day, I can tell them that; and there's Troilus will not come far behind him, let them take heed of Troilus ; I can tell them that too. Cre. What, is he angry too? Pan Who, Troilus? Troilus is the better man of the two. Cre. Oh, Jupiter ! there's no comparifov. Pan. What, not between Troilus and Hector? do you know a man, if you see him ? Cre. Ay, if ever I saw him before, and knew him, Pan. Well, I say, Troilus is Troilus. Cre. Then you say as I say ; for, I am sure, he is not Hector. Pan. No, nor Hector is not Troilus, in some de grees. Cre. 'Tis just to each of them. He is himself, Ilium was the palace of Troy. Johnson Pan. Himself? alas poor Troilus! I would he Cre. So he is. Pan. Himself? No, she's not himself. 'Would he were himself! Well, the gods are above ; time must friend, or end. Well, Troilus, well, I would my heart were in her body !--No, Hector is not a better man than Troilus. Cre. Excuse me. Pan. Th other's not come to't ; vou fall tell me another tale, when the other's come to't ; Hector all not have his wit this year. Pan. You have no judgment, niece. Helen herfelf swore th' other day, that Troilus for a brown favour, for so 'ris, I must confess-Not brown nei. ther Cre. No, but brown. Cre. Then Troilus should have too much, if she prais'd him above; his complection is higher than his; he having colour enough, and the other higher, is too fiaming a praile for a good complection. I had as lieve Helen's golden tougue liad commended Troilus for a copper nose. Pan. I swear to you, I think Helen loves him better han Paris. Cre.. Then The's a merry Greek indeed. Pan. Nay, I am sure she does. she came to him th other day into the compass-window.; and, you VOL. IX. know, he has not past three or four hairs on his chin, Cre. Indeed a tapster's arithinetic may soon bring his particulars therein 10 a total. Pan. Why, he is very young; and yet will he, within three pound lift as much as his brother Hector. Cre. Is he so young a man, and so old a lifter? Pan. But to prove to you that Helen loves him, she came and puts me her white hand to his cloven chin. Cre. Jono have mercy! how came it cloven ? Pan. Why, you know 'tis dimpled. I think his smiling becomes him better than any man in all Phrygia. Cre. Oh, he smiles valiantly. Pan. Why, go to then-but to prove to you that Cre. Troilus will stand to the proof if you'll prove it so. Pan. Troilus? why he esteems her no more than I esteem an addle egg. Cre. If you love an addle egg as well as you love an idle head, you would eat chickens i' th' shell. Pan. I cannot chuse but laugh to think how she tickled his chin ; indeed she has a marvellous white hand, I must needs confess. Cre. Without the rack. Pan. And she takes upon her to spy a white hair on his chin. Cre. Alas, poor chin! many a wart is richer. Pan. But there was such laughing. Queen Hecuba laugh'd that her eyes run o'er, Cre. With militones. Cre. But there was more temp'rate fire under the pot of her eyes ; did her eyes run o'er too? Pan. And He&tor laugh’d. Pan. Marry, at the white hair that Helen spied cp Troilus' chin. |