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small a body. Of Sir Lucius Carey, afterwards Lord Falkland, who was but little taller than Sidney Godolphin, he speaks so highly, that I cannot resist the temptation of gratifying myself and all other little men by transcribing the description of his person, hoping it may serve to recommend us to the favour of the world, and particularly to the good graces of the ladies, who are desired to take notice, that Sir Lucius married for love, and made a most excellent husband. Lord Clarendon speaks thus of him: "With these advantages he had one great disadvantage (which, in the first entrance into the world, is attended with too much prejudice) in his person and pre sence, which was in no degree attractive or promising. His stature was low, and smaller than most men; his motion not graceful; and his aspect so far from inviting, that it had somewhat in it of simplicity: and his voice the worst of the three, and so untuned, that instead of reconciling, it offended the ears, so that no body would have expected music from that tongue. And sure no man was less beholden to nature for its recommendation into the world, but then no man sooner, or more, disappointed this general and customary prejudice. That little person and small stature was quickly found to contain

a great heart, a courage so keen, and a nature so fearless, that no composition of the strongest limbs, and most harmonious and proportioned presence and strength, ever more disposed any man to the greatest enterprise; it being his greatest weakness to be too solicitous for such adventures; and that untuned tongue, and voice, easily discovered itself to be supplied and governed by a mind and understanding so excellent, that the wit and weight of all he said carried another kind of lustre and admiration in it, and even another kind of acceptation from the persons present, than any ornament of delivery could reasonably promise itself, or is usually attended with; and his disposition and nature was so gentle and obliging, so much delighted in courtesy, kindness, and generosity, that all mankind could not but admire and love him."

After this extract from lord chancellor Clarendon, I beg leave to address myself to all little men, who are desirous to become great and wonderful, like Sir Lucius, entreating them to meditate attentively, for that end, on the following maxim of that other great chancellor, lord Bacon; which maxim may also serve as a sort of moral to this long paper on a short man: "Whosoever hath any thing fixed in his

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that doth induce contempt, hath also a perpetual spur in himself to rescue and deliver himself from scorn."

THE GENIUS, No. 2, Saturday, June 20, 1761.

Mr. Colman, the author of this very humorous paper on little men, and who was, as he represents himself, in the character of the genius, not much more than five feet in height, might, had he survived a few years longer, have enrolled in his list of wonderful men of low stature, the present tyrant of the continent; who, however atrocious in a moral and political light, must be allowed, even by those who detest him most, to be a warrior of consummate skill.

To the many energetic passages on British liberty, which the power and subtlety of this inveterate foe to the constitution of our country have called forth, I beg leave to add one from a poem just published under the title of "the Sabine Farm," the production of Robert Bradstreet, Esq.; lines that appear to me, both in strength and spirit, equal to any which the sacred fire of freedom has inspired:

Not vainly Hampden, Russel, Sidney bled-
Sweet is their rest on yon ethereal bed!
Britons are Britons still; and dare not yield
The charter which their patriot blood has seal'd!
Britons are Britons still; revere the throne;
Guard all its rights-yet vindicate their own!
What though an honest yet misguided few
Would Anarchy, in Freedom's garb, pursue-
What though Corruption's foul and venal charms,

Allure infected numbers to her arms

The general heart is sound; the general cry

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No. CII.

-Qui vitæ servaret munia recto

More; bonus sane vicinus, amabilis hospes,
Comis in uxorem, posset qui ignoscere servis,

Et signo læso non insanire lagenæ.

In every walk of life his conduct scan,

HORAT.

Good humour, frank and honest, marks the man :
Good neighbour, good companion, husband kind,
And to a servant's failings often blind;
Ne'er paying, by a sottish frenzy led,
A broken bottle with a broken head.

COLMAN.

Of all the qualifications of the mind, which are not positive virtues, I do not know any that is more desirable than good humour. No quality renders the possessor more easy and happy in himself, or recommends him more forcibly to other people. Virtue itself receives additional lustre, abates the rigid severity of its character, and takes its most ravishing graces and embellishments from such a disposition; a disposition so amiable in its nature, that even a man of loose principles, when of so agreeable a turn, often conciliates to himself many friends and wellwishers. The men, at least, allow that he is a pleasant fellow, court his company, and account him

nobody's enemy but his own; while the women call him a dear agreeable creature, and declare that though, to be sure, he is a wild devil, it is quite impossible to be angry with him.

It is hardly saying too much in favour of this quality, to assert that it is one of the first requisites in society; for though strict honour and integrity are of more essential value in the grand purposes of human life, yet good humour, like small money, is of more immediate use in the common commerce of the world. There is no situation in life, no engagement in business, or party in pleasure, wherein it will not contribute to mitigate disappointments, or heighten enjoyment. A husband, friend, acquaintance, master, or even servant, however faithful or affectionate, will occasion many miserable hours to himself, as well as to those with whom he is connected, if his virtues are not seasoned with good humour; and whether he is a partner for life, or a partner in a country dance, an associate in great and mighty undertakings, or a companion in a post-chaise, he should, on every occasion, cherish and keep alive this agreeable disposition. Some persons may almost be said to be of a good-humoured complexion, and seem to be constitutionally endued with this amiable turn of mind: a blessing for which they may

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