Spoken by Mrs. Bulkley, in the character of Miss WELL, having stoop'd to conquer with success, Talks loud, coquets the guests, and scolds the waiters. And quits her Nancy Dawson for Che Faro : Swims round the room, the Heinelle of Cheapside : Till, having lost in age the power to kill, She sits all night at cards, and ogles at spadille. Intended to be spoken by Mrs. Bulkley and Miss Catley. Enters MRS. BULKLEY, who curtsies very low as beginning to speak. Then enters MISS CATLEY, who stands full before her, and curtsies to the Audience. MRS. BULKLEY. HOLD, Ma'am, your pardon. What's your business here? MISS CATLEY. The Epilogue. MRS. BULKLEY. The Epilogue? MISS CATLEY. Yes, the Epilogue, my dear. MRS. BULKLEY. Sure you mistake, Ma'am. The Epilogue, I bring it. MISS CATLEY. Excuse me, Ma'am. The author bid me sing it. Recitative. Ye beaux and belles, that form this splendid ring, MRS. BULKLEY. Why, sure the girl's beside herself! an Epilogue of singing, A hopeful end, indeed, to such a blest beginning. Excuse me, Ma'am, I know the etiquette. MISS CATLEY. What if we leave it to the house? MRS. BULKLEY. The house!-Agreed. MISS CATLEY. Agreed. MRS. BULKLEY. And she whose party's largest shall proceed. I've all the critics and the wits for me. MISS CATLEY. I'm for a different set :-Old men, whose trade is Who Recitative. mump their passion, and who, grimly smiling, Still thus address the fair with voice beguiling. Air-Cotillon. Turn, my fairest, turn, if ever Yes, I shall die, hu, hu, hu, hu! MRS. BULKLEY. Let all the old pay homage to your merit ; Ye travell❜d tribe, ye macaroni train, Of French friseurs and nosegays justly vain, Who take a trip to Paris once a year To dress, and look like awkward Frenchman here,— Lend me your hand: O fatal news to tell, Their hands are only lent to the Heinelle. MISS CATLEY. Ay, take your travellers-travellers indeed! Give me my bonny Scot, that travels from the Tweed. Where are the chiels ?-Ah! ah, I well discern The smiling looks of each bewitching bairn. Air.-A bonny young Lad is my Focky. I sing to amuse you by night and by day, With Sandy, and Sawney, and Jockey, MRS. BULKLEY. Ye gamesters, who, so eager in pursuit, "I hold the odds.-Done, done, with you, with you." Ye barristers, so fluent with grimace, 66 My Lord,-Your Lordship misconceives the case." Doctors, who cough and answer every misfortuner, "I wish I'd been called in a little sooner :" Assist my cause with hands and voices hearty, MISS CATLEY. Air.-Ballinamony. Ye brave Irish lads, hark away to the crack, For sure I don't wrong you-you seldom are slack, Still to amuse us inventive, And death is your only preventive : Your hands and your voices for me. |