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Hero. And when I lived, I was your other wife :
[Unmasking. And wben you loved, you were my other husband.
Claud. Another Hero ?
Hero. Nothing certainer:
D. Pedro. The former Hero! Hero that is dead!
Friar. All this amazement can I qualify;
Bene. Soft and fair, friar. Which is Beatrice ?
your will ?
Bene. Do not you love me?
Bene. Why, then your uncle, and the prince, and Claudio, Have been deceived; for they swore you did.
Beat. Do not you love me?
Beat. Why, then my cousin, Margaret, and Ursula,
Bene. They swore that you were almost sick for me.
Claud. And I'll be sworn upon't, that he loves her;
Hero. And here's another,
Bene. A miracle! here's our own hands against our hearts !--Come, I will have thee ; but, by this light, I take thee for pity.
Beat. I would not deny you ;-but, by this good day, 1 yield upon great persuasion ; and, partly, to save your life, for I was told you were in a consumption. Bene. Peace, I will stop your mouth.
D. Pedro. How dost thou, Benedick the married man?
Bene. I'll tell thee what, prince; a college of witcrackers cannot flout me out of my humour : Dost thou think, I care for a satire, or an epigram ? No: if a man will be beaten with brains, he shall wear nothing handsome about him: In brief, since I do propose to marry, I will think nothing to any purpose that the world can say against it; and therefore never flout at me for what I have said against it; for man is a giddy thing, and this is my conclusion. - -For thy part, Claudio, I did think to bave beaten thee; but in that thou art like to be my kinsman, live unbruised, and love my cousin.
Claud. I had well hoped, thou would'st have denied Beatrice, that I might have cudgelled thee out of thy single life, to make thee a double dealer : which, out of question, thou wilt be, if my cousin do not look exceeding narrowly to thee.
Bene. Come, come, we are friends :- let's have a dance ere we are married, that we may lighten our own hearts, and our wives' heels.
Leon. We'll have dancing afterwards.
Bene. First, o' my word; therefore, play, music.Prince, thou art sad; get thee a wife, get thee a wife : there is no staff more reverend than one tipped with horn. ?
Enter a Messenger.
Bene. Think not on him till to-morrow ; l'll devise thee brave punishments for him.-Strike up, pipers.
 The allusion is to the ancient trial by mager of ballel, in suits both criminal and civil. Of the last trial of this latter kind in England, (which was in the 13th year of Queen Elizabeth.) our author mizht have read a particular account in Stowe's Annales
Henry Nailor, master of defence, was champion for the demandants, Simon Low and Jono Kyme; and George Thorne for the tenant, (or defendant) Thanas Paramoure
The combat was appoiuted to be sought io Tuthill-felds, and the Judges of the Common Pleas and Serjeants at Law attended. Amonk other ceremonies Stove mentions, that the gauntlet that was cast down by George Tborne was borne before the sayil Nailor, in his passage thro' London, uron a sworil's point, and his haszon (a staff of an ell long, made taper-wjee, lipt with korn,) with big shieli of hard leather, was borne after him." &c. See also Minsheu's Dict. 1617, in v. Comba!: from which it appears that Vailor ou this occasiou was intry ducers to the Jutges, with three solema conge's," by a very reverend persoo, " Sir Jerome Bones, ambas-zdor from Queen Elizabeth, into Russia, who carried a red baston of an ell long, tipped nitr horns." DiALONE.