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Nym. For my part, I care not: I say little; but when time shall serve, there shall be smiles 18;-but that shall be as it may. I dare not fight; but I will wink, and hold out mine iron: It is a simple one; but what though? it will toast cheese; and it will endure cold as another man's sword will: and there's the humour of it.
Bard. I will bestow a breakfast, to make you friends : and we'll be all three sworn brothers to France: let it be so, good corporal Nym.
Nym. 'Faith, I will live so long as I may, that's the certain of it; and when I cannot live any longer, I will do as I may: that is my rest, that is the rendezvous of it.
Bard. It is certain, corporal, that he is married to Nell Quickly: and, certainly, she did you wrong; for you were troth-plight to her.
Nym. I cannot tell; things must be as they may: men may sleep, and they may have their throats about them at that time; and, some say, knives have edges. It must be as it may: though patience be a tired mare, yet she will plod. There must be conclusions. Well, I cannot tell.
Enter Pistol and Mrs. QUICKLY. Bard. Here comes ancient Pistol, and his wife:good corporal, be patient here.—How now, mine host Pistol ?
Pist. Base tike, call'st thou me-host?
Nor shall my Nell keep lodgers.
Quick. No, by my troth, not long: for we cannot lodge and board a dozen or fourteen gentlewomen, that live honestly by the prick of their needles, but it will be thought we keep a bawdy-house straight. [Nym. draws his sword.] O well-a-day, Lady, if he be not drawn now! O Lord! here's corporal Nym's now shall we have wilful adultery and murder committed. Good lieutenant Bardolph, good corporal, offer nothing here.
Pist. Pish for thee, Iceland dog! thou prick-ear'd cur of Iceland !
Quick. Good corporal Nym, show the valour of a man, and put up thy sword. Nym. Will you shog off? I would have you solus.
[Sheathing his sword. Pist. Solus, egregious dog? O viper vile! The solus in thy most marvellous face; The solus in thy teeth, and in thy throat, And in thy hateful lungs, yea, in thy maw, perdy; And, which is worse, within thy nasty mouth! I do retort the solus in thy bowels : For I can take; and Pistol's cock is up, And flashing fire will follow. Nym. I am not Barbason 19; you cannot conjure
I have an humour to knock you indifferently well: If you grow foul with me, Pistol, I will scour you with my rapier, as I may, in fair terms: if you would walk off, I would prick your guts a little,
in good terms, as I may; and that's the humour of it.
Pist. O braggard vile, and damned furious wight! The grave doth gape, and doting death is near; Therefore exhale.
[Pistol and Nym draw. Bard. Hear me, hear me what I say:- he that strikes the first stroke, I'll run him up to the hilts, as I am a soldier.
[Draws. Pist. An oath of mickle might; and fury shall
abate. Give me thy fist, thy fore-foot to me give; Thy spirits are most tall.
Nym. I will cut thy throat, one time or other, in fair terms; that is the humour of it. Pist. Coupe le gorge, that's the word?-I thee
defy again. O hound of Crete, think'st thou my spouse to get? No; to the spital go, And from the powdering-tub of infamy Fetch forth the lazar kite of Cressid's kind, Doll Tear-sheet she by name, and her
espouse: I have, and I will hold, the quondam Quickly For the only she; and-Pauca, there's enough.
Enter the Boy. Boy. Mine host Pistol, you must come to my master,-and you, hostess;-he is very sick, and would to bed.-Good Bardolph, put thy nose between his sheets, and do the office of a warming-pan: 'faith, he's very
Bard. Away, you rogue.
Quick. By my troth, he'll yield the crow a pudding one of these days: the king has kill'd his heart.Good husband, come home presently.
[Exeunt Mrs. Quickly and Boy. Bard. Come, shall I make you two friends? We must to France together; Why, the devil, should we keep knives to cut one another's throats ?
Pist. Let floods o'erswell, and fiends for food howl
Nym. You'll pay me the eight shillings I won of you at betting ?
Pist. Base is the slave that pays.
Nym. That now I will have; that's the humour of it.
Pist. As manhood shall compound; Push home.
Bard. By this sword, he that makes the first thrust, I'll kill him; by this sword, I will. Pist. Sword is an oath, and oaths must have their
course. Bard. Corporal Nym, an thou wilt be friends, be friends: an thou wilt not, why then be enemies with me too. Pr’ythee, put up.
Nym. I shall have my eight shillings, I won of you at betting?
Pist. A noble shalt thou have, and present pay;
Unto the camp, and profits will accrue.
Nym. I shall have my noble?
Re-enter Mrs. QUICKLY.
Quick. As ever you came of women, come in quickly to sir John: Ah, poor heart! he is so shaked of a burning quotidian tertian, that it is most lamentable to behold. Sweet men, come to him.
Nym. The king hath run bad humours on the knight, that's the even of it.
Pist. Nym, thou hast spoke the right; His heart is fracted, and corroborate.
Nym. The king is a good king: but it must be as it may; he passes some humours, and careers.
Pist. Let us condole the knight; for, lambkins, we will live.
Southampton. A Council-Chamler.
Enter EXETER, BEDFORD, and WESTMORELAND.
Bed. 'Fore God, his grace is bold, to trust these traitors.
Ere. They shall be apprehended by and by.
West. How smooth and even they do bear themselves!