Or worthy friends rack'd i' the mools, Sad sight to see! The tricks of knaves, or fash o' fools, Thou bear'st the gree. Where'er that place be priests ca hell, Whence a' the tones o' mis'ry yell, And ranked plagues their numbers tell, In dreadfu' raw, Thou, Toothache, surely bear'st the bell Amang them a'! O thou grim mischief-making chiel, Gie a' the faes o' Scotland's weal A townmond's Toothache ! TO A HAGGIS. FAIR fa' your honest, sonsie face Weel are ye wordy of a grace The groaning trencher there you fill, Your hurdies like a distant hill, Your pin wad help to mend a mill While thro' your pores the dews distil His knife see rustic labor dight, And then, O what a glorious sight, Warm-reeking, rich! Then horn for horn they stretch an' strive, Then auld guidman, maist like to rive, Is there that o'er his French ragout, Or fricasse wad mak her spew Wi' perfect sconner, Looks down wi' sneering, scornfu' view Poor Devil! see him owre his trash, Thro' bloody flood or field to dash, But mark the rustic, haggis-fed, The trembling earth resounds his tread; Clap in his walie nieve a blade, An' legs, an' arms, an' heads will sned, Ye Pow'rs wha mak mankind your care, But, if ye wish her gratefu' pray'r, THE HOLY FAIR.* A robe of seeming truth and trust And secret hung, with poison'd crust, A mask that like the gorget show'd, HYPOCRISY A-LA-MODE. I. UPON a simmer Sunday morn, When Nature's face is fair, An' snuff the caller air: * Holy Fair is a common phrase in the west of Scotland for a sacra mental occasion. The rising sun owre Galston muirs, II. As lightsomely I glow'r'd abroad, Fu' gay that day. III. The twa appear'd like sisters twin, The third cam up, hap-step-an'-loup, As light as onie lambie, An' wi' a curchie low did stoop, Fu' kind that day. IV. Wi' bonnet aff, quoth I, "Sweet lass, “Ye, for my sake, hae gien the feck Of a' the ten commands A screed some day V. "My name is Fun your cronie dear The nearest friend ye hae; An' this is Superstition here, An' that's Hypocrisy. I'm gaun to Holy Fair, To spend an hour in daffin; b Gin ye'll go thare, yon runkl'd pair, At them this day." VI. Quoth I, "With a' my heart, I'll do't, Faith, we'se hae fine remarkin'!" For roads were clad, frae side to side, In droves that day. VII. Here farmers gash, in ridin' graith, Are springin' o'er the gutters; The lasses, skelpin barefit, thrang, |