It rains downright. How now! a conduit, girl? what! still in tears? Thy tempest-tossed body. How now, wife! Lady Cap. Ay, sir; but she will none, she gives you thanks. I would the fool were married to her grave! Cap. Soft! take me with you, take me with you, wife. How! will she none? doth she not give us thanks? Is she not proud? doth she not count her bless'd, Unworthy as she is, that we have wrought So worthy a gentleman to be her bridegroom? Jul. Not proud, you have; but thankful, that you have: Proud can I never be of what I hate ; But thankful even for hate, that is meant love. Cap. How now! how now, chop-logic! What is this? 'Proud,' and 'I thank you,' and 'I thank you not' ; And yet not proud'; mistress minion, you, Thank me no thankings, nor proud me no prouds, To Out, you green-sickness carrion! out, you baggage! You tallow-face! Lady Cap. Fie, fie! what are you mad? Jul. Good father, I beseech you on my knees, Hear me with patience but to speak a word. Cap. Hang thee, young baggage ! disobedient wretch ! I tell thee what: get thee to church o' Thursday, Or never after look me in the face. Speak not, reply not, do not answer me; My fingers itch-Wife, we scarce thought us bless'd That God had lent us but this only child; Nurse. God in heaven bless her! You are to blame, my lord, to rate her so. Cap. And why, my lady wisdom? hold your tongue, Good prudence; smatter with your gossips; go. Nurse. I speak no treason. Cap. Nurse. May not one speak? Cap. O! God ye good den. Peace, you mumbling fool! You are too hot. Utter your gravity o'er a gossip's bowl, For here we need it not. Lady Cap. Cap. God's bread! it makes me mad. Day, night, hour, tide, time, work, play, Of fair demesnes, youthful, and nobly train'd, me: Look to 't, think on 't, I do not use to jest. Lady Cap. Talk not to me, for I'll not speak a word. Do as thou wilt, for I have done with thee. [Exit. Jul. O God! O nurse! how shall this be prevented? My husband is on earth, my faith in heaven; Alack, alack! that heaven should practise stratagems Upon so soft a subject as myself! What say'st thou hast thou not a word of joy? Some comfort, nurse. Nurse. Faith, here it is. Romeo is banished; and all the world to nothing, Romeo's a dishclout to him: an eagle, madam, Or else beshrew them both. Jul. Nurse. And from my soul too; Amen! What? Jul. Well, thou hast comforted me marvellous much. Go in; and tell my lady I am gone, Having displeased my father, to Laurence' cell, Nurse. Marry, I will; and this is wisely done. [Exit. Jul. Ancient damnation! O most wicked fiend! Is it more sin to wish me thus forsworn, Or to dispraise my lord with that same tongue If all else fail, myself have power to die. [Exit. ACT IV. SCENE I. Verona. Friar LAURENCE's Cell. Enter Friar LAURENCE and PARIS. Fri. On Thursday, sir? the time is very short. Par. My father Capulet will have it so; And I am nothing slow to slack his haste. Fri. You say you do not know the lady's mind: Uneven is the course, I like it not. Par. Immoderately she weeps for Tybalt's death, And therefore have I little talk'd of love; Now do you know the reason of this haste. Fri. [Aside.] I would I knew not why it should be slow'd. Look, sir, here comes the lady towards my cell. |