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These for the rich: the rest, whom Fate had plac'd

In modest mediocrity, content

With base materials, sat on well-tann'd hides,

Obdurate and unyielding, glassy smooth,
With here and there a tuft of crimson yarn,
Or scarlet crewel, in the cushion fix'd,

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If cushion might be call'd, what harder seem'd
Than the firm oak, of which the frame was form'd.
No want of timber then was felt or fear'd

In Albion's happy isle. The lumber stood
Pond'rous and fix'd by it's own massy weight.
But elbows still were wanting; these, some say, 60
An alderman of Cripplegate contriv'd;

And some ascribe th' invention to a priest,
Burly, and big, and studious of his ease.
But, rude at first, and not with easy slope
Receding wide, they press'd against the ribs,
And bruis'd the side; and, elevated high,
Taught the rais'd shoulders to invade the ears.
Long time elaps'd or e'er our rugged sires

Complain'd, though incommodiously pent in,
And ill at ease behind. The ladies first

'Gan murmur, as became the softer sex.
Ingenious Fancy, never better pleas'd,

Than when employ'd t' accommodate the fair,
Heard the sweet moan with pity, and devis'd
The soft settee; one elbow at each end,

And in the midst an elbow it receiv'd,

United yet divided, twain at once.

So sit two kings of Brentford on one throne;
And so two citizens, who take the air,

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Close pack'd, and smiling, in a chaise and one. so

But relaxation of the languid frame,

By soft recumbency of outstretch'd limbs,

Was bliss reserv❜d for happier days. So slow

The growth of what is excellent; so hard
To attain perfection in this nether world.
Thus first Necessity invented stools,
Convenience next suggested elbowchairs,
And Luxury th' accomplish'd sofa last.

The nurse sleeps sweetly, hir'd to watch the sick, Whom snoring she disturbs. As sweetly he, 90

Who quits the coach-box at the midnight hour,
To sleep within the carriage more secure,
His legs depending at the open door.

Sweet sleep enjoys the curate in his desk,
The tedious rector drawling o'er his head;
And sweet the clerk below. But neither sleep
Of lazy nurse, who snores the sick man dead;
Nor his, who quits the box at midnight hour,
To slumber in the carriage more secure;
Nor sleep enjoy'd by curate in his desk;
Nor yet the dozings of the clerk, are sweet,
Compar'd with the repose the SOFA yields.

O may I live exempted (while I live Guiltless of pamper'd appetite obscene) From pangs arthritic, that infest the toe Of libertine Excess. The SOFA suits

The gouty limb, 'tis true; but gouty limb,

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Though on a SOFA, may I never feel:

For I have lov'd the rural walk through lanes

Of grassy swarth, close cropp'd by nibbling sheep,110
And skirted thick with intertexture firm

Of thorny boughs; have lov'd the rural walk
O'er hills, through vallies, and by rivers' brink,
E'er since a truant boy I pass'd my bounds,
T' enjoy a ramble on the banks of Thames;
And still remember, nor without regret

Of hours, that sorrow since has much endear'd,
How oft, my slice of pocket store consum'd,
Still hung'ring, pennyless, and far from home,
I fed on scarlet hips and stony haws,

Or blushing crabs, or berries, that emboss
The bramble, black as jet, or sloes austere.
Hard fare! but such as boyish appetite
Disdains not; nor the palate, undeprav'd

By culinary arts, unsav'ry deems.

No SOFA then awaited my return;

Nor SOFA then I needed. Youth repairs

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His wasted spirits quickly, by long toil

Incurring short fatigue; and, though our years,
As life declines, speed rapidly away,

And not a year but pilfers as he goes

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Some youthful grace, that age would gladly keep; A tooth, or auburn lock, and by degrees

Their length and colour from the locks they spare;
Th' elastic spring of an unwearied foot,

That mounts the stile with ease, or leaps the fence,
That play of lungs, inhaling and again
Respiring freely the fresh air, that makes

Swift pace or steep ascent no toil to me,

Mine have not pilfer'd yet; nor yet impair'd 140
My relish of fair prospect; scenes that sooth'd
Or charm'd me young, no longer young, I find
Still soothing, and of pow'r to charm me still.
And witness, dear companion of

my walks,

Whose arm this twentieth winter I perceive

Fast lock'd in mine, with pleasure such as love,

Confirm'd by long experience of thy worth

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