THE TWO GENTLEMEN OF V E R O N A. Аст І. 8 CENE I. Verona. A Street. Enter Valentine, and Protheus. VALENTINE. Homé-keeping youth have ever homely wits : Pro. Wilt thou be gone? Sweet Valentine, adieu! в 3 (IF (If ever danger do environ thee) my success. • Pro. Upon some book I love, I'll pray for thee. “Val. That's on some shallow story of deep love, " How young Leander cross'd the Hellefpont. “ Pro. That's a deep story of a deeper love ; * For he was more than over shoes in love. “ Val. 'Tis true; for you are over boots in love, * And yet you never swom the Hellespont. “ Pinc. Over the boots ? nay, give me not the boots." Val. No, I will not; for it boots.thee not. Pro. What ? Val. To be in love-where scorn is bought with groans; Coy looks, with heart-sore fighs; one fading moment's With twenty watchful, weary, tedious nights : (mirth If haply won, perhaps a hapless gain; If loft, why then a grievous labour won ; However, but a folly bought with wit, Or else a wit by folly vanquished *. Pro. So, by your circumstance, you call me fool. Val. Love is your master ; for he masters you : Pro. Yet writers say, As in the sweetest bud "The eating canker dwells; fo .eating love Inhabits in the finest wits of all. Val. And writers say, As the most forward bud a This short speech contains some very sensible and pertinent Arictures on the pains, caprices and precariousness of love, Onos Once more, adieu : my father at the road Pro. And thither will I bring thee, Valentine. Val. Sweet Protheus, no; now let us take our leave : Pro. All happiness bechance to thee in Milan! (Exit Valentine Enter Speed, bluntly. Spe. Sir Protheus ! save you, fir; faw you my master ? Pro. But now he parted hence, to embark for Milan. Spe. Twenty to one then, he is ship'd already ; And I have play'd the sheep, in lofing him. Pro. Indeed, a sheep doth very often ftray, AR' if the shepherd be a while away. “ Spe. You conclude, that my matter is a fhepherd then, and I a deep ? « Pro. I do. “ Spe. Why then my horns are his horns, whether I 66 wake or sleep “ Pro. A filly answer, and fitting well a sheep. “ Spe. This proves me ftill a lheep. “ Pro. True; and thy master a shepherd. “? Spe. Nay, that I can deny by a circumstance. “ Pro. It shall go hard, but I'll prove it by another. “ Spe. The shepherd seeks the sheep, and not the “ sheep the shepherd; 'but I seek my inafter, and niy “ master seeks not me: therefore I am no sheep. " Pro. The deep for fodder follows the shepherd, the " thepherd for food follows not the theep į thou for wages * If ever this scene of egregious quibble had any brightness in it, the ruft of time has deeply cankered it; wherefore we bave curtailed sbe more freely, and we hope justifiably. B4 “ wages follow'st thy mastor, thy master for wages follows not thee: therefore thou art a Meep. “ Spa. Such another proof will make me cry, ba. Pro. Bục dost thou heari gav'it thou my letter to Julia ? Spe. Ay, sir: I, a loft mutton, gave your letter to her, a lac'd mytton : and the, a lac'd mgtton, gave me, a lost mutton, nothing for my labour, “ Pro. Here's too small a pafture for such fore of muttons. Spe. If the ground be overcharg'd, you were best 66 ftick her. “ Pro. Nay, in that you're aftray; 'twere best pound Spe. Nay, fir, less than a pound shall serve me for si carrying your letter. · Pro. You mistake; I mean the pound, a pinfold. “ Spe. From a pound to a pin? fold it over and over, “ 'Tis threefold too little for carrying a letter to your 66 lover. “ Pro. But what said the [Speed nods.] Did lhe nod ? “ Spe. I. “ Pro. Nod: 1? why, that's noddy. Spe. You mistook, fir; I said, she did nod: and you ask me, if he did nod : and I said I. · Pro. And that, fet together, is noddy. “ Spe. Now you have taken the pains to set it toge . " ther, take it for your pains. “ Pro. No, no, you Thal! have it for bearing the “ letter. “ Spe. Well, I perceive, I must be fain to bear with you. • Pro. Why, fir, how do you bear with me? “ Spe. Marry, fir, the letter very orderly; having “ nothing but the word, noddy, for my pains, 16 Pro. Belhrew me, but you have a quick wit. “ Spe. And yet it cannot overtake your sow purse*. Pro. Come, come, open the matter in brief; What said the? Spe. Open your purfe; that the money, and the matter, may be both at once deliver'd. Pro. Well, sir, here is for your pains: What said he? Spe. Sir, I could perceive nothing at all from her ; no, not so much as a ducat for delivering your letter : And, being so hard to me that brought your mind, I fear she'll prove as hard to you in telling your mind. Give her no token but stones *, for she's as hard as steel. Pro. What, said she nothing? Spe. No, not so much as-take this for thy pains. To your bounty, I thank you, you have telterd me; in requital whereof, henceforth carry your letters yourself: and so, fir, I'll commend you to my mafter. [Exit. Pro. Go, go, begone, to save your ship from wreck ; Enter Julia, and Lucetta. Luc. Ay, madam, so you stumble not unheedfully. Jul. Of all the fair refort of gentlemen, my mind, According to my shallow simple skill. Jul. What think'it thou of the fair fir Eglamour +? Luc. As of a knight well-spoken, neat, and fine; But, were I you, he never should be mine. a a • Flints would have been a more confonant word here. + This part of the dialogue between Julia and Lucetta, is similar to - the firft scene of Portia and Nerisa, in the Merchant of Venice ; save that here the confidante criticises the lovers; whereas the lady does it in the other piece. |