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But nature never fram'd a woman's heart .
Urs. Sure, I think so ;
Hero. Why, you speak truth : I never yet saw man,
wrong And never gives to truth and virtue that, Which simpleness and merit purchaseth.
Urs. Sure, sure, such carping is not commendable.
Hero. No: not to be so odd, and from all fashions, As Beatrice is, cannot be commendable : But who dare tell her so? If I should speak, She'd mock me into air; 0, she would laugh me Out of myself, press me to death with wit. Therefore let Benedick, like cover'd fire, Consume away in sighs, waste inwardly : Įt were a better death than die with mocks;
every man the
Which is as bad as die with tickling.
Urs. O, do not do your cousin such a wrong.
Hero. He is the only man of Italy,
Urs. I pray you, be not angry with me, madam,
Hero. Indeed, he hath an excellent good name.
Urs. His excellence did earn it, ere he had it.When are you married, madam?
Hero. Why, every day ;-to-morrow: Come, go in; I'll show thee some attires; and have thy counsel, Which is the best to furnish me to-morrow. Urs. She's lim’d, I warrant you; we have caught her,
madam. Hero. If it prove so, then loving goes by haps: Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps,
[Exeunt Hero and URSULA.
Beatrice advances. Beat. What fire is in mine ears? Can this be true?
Stand I condemn’d for pride and scorn so much? Contempt, farewell! and, maiden pride, adieu !
No glory lives behind the back of such. And, Benedick, love on, I will requite thee;
Taming my wild heart to thy loving hand; If thou dost love, my kindness shall incite thee
To bind our loves up in a holy band: For others say, thou dost deserve; and I Believe it better than reportingly.
SCENE II.-A room in LEONATO's house.
Enter Don Pedro, CLAUDIO, BENEDICK, and Leo
D. Pedro. I do but stay till your marriage be consummate, and then I
go toward Arragon. Claud. I'll bring you thither, my lord, if you'll vouchsafe me.
D. Pedro. Nay, that would be as great a soil in the new gloss of your marriage, as to show a child his new coat, and forbid him to wear it. I will only be bold with Benedick for his company; for, from the crown of his head to the sole of his foot, he is all mirth; he hath twice or thrice cut Cupid's bow-string, and the little hangman dare not shoot at him : he hath a heart as sound as a bell, and his tongue is the clapper; for what his heart thinks, bis tongue speaks.
Bene. Gallants, I am not as I have been.
of blood in hiin, to be truly touch'd with love: if he be sad, he wants money.
Bene. I have the tooth-ach.
Claud. You must hang it first, and draw it afterwards.
D. Pedro. What! sigh for the tooth-ach?
Bene. Well, every one can master a grief, but he that has it.
Claud. Yet say I, he is in love.
D. Pedro. There is no appearance of fancy in him, unless it be a fancy that he hath to strange disguises; as, to be a Dutchman to-day; a Frenchman to-morrow; or in the shape of two countries at once, as, a German from the waist downward, all slops; and a Spaniard from the hip upward, no doublet : Unless he have a fancy to this foolery, as it appears he hath, he is no fool for fancy, as you would have it appear he is.
Claud. If he be not in love with some woman, there is no believing old signs: he brushes his hat o'mornings; What should that bode?
D. Pedro. Hath any man scen him at the barber's ?
Claud. No, but the barber's man hath been seen with him: and the old ornament of his cheek hath already stuffed tennis-balls.
Leon. Indeed, he looks younger than he did, by the loss of a beard.
D. Pedro. Nay, he rubs himself with civet: Can you smell him out by that?
Claud. That’s as much as to say, The sweet youth's in love.
D. Pedro. The greatest note of it is his melancholy. Claud. And when was he wont to wash his face?
D. Pedro. Yea, or to paint himself? for the which, I hear what they say of him.
Claud. Nay, but his jesting spirit; which is now crept into a lutestring, and now governed by stops.
D. Pedro. Indeed, that tells a heavy tale for him: Conclude, conclude, he is in love.
Claud. Nay, but I know who loves him.
D. Pedro. That would I know too; I warrant, one that knows him not.
Claud. Yes, and his ill conditions; and, in despite of all, dies for him.
D. Pedro. She shall be buried with her face upwards.
Bene. Yet is this no charm for the tooth-ach.-Old signior, walk aside with me: I have studied eight or nine wise words to speak to you, which these hobbyhorses must not hear.
[Exeunt BENEDICK and LEONATO. D. Pedro. For my life, to break with him about Beatrice.
Claud. 'Tis even so: Hero and Margaret have by this played their parts with Beatrice: and then the two bears will not bite one another, when they meet.
Enter Don John.