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TOASTS AND SENTIMENTS,

MISCELLANEOUS.

May we be more ready to correct our own faults than to publish the faults of others.

May we never wound our friend's feelings in showing our wit.

May the gates of consolation be ever open to the children of affliction.

May the pleasures of youth afford us consolation in old

age

May health paint the cheek, and sincerity the heart.
Happiness in doing good, and sorrow in doing evil.

Charity without ostentation, and religion without bigotry. May we always be able to draw upon content for the deficiencies of fortune.

May we learn to be frugal before we are obliged to be so. May the feeling heart be blessed with the power to exercise a liberal hand.

May we succeed in all our lawful undertakings.

May we be happy, and our enemies know it.

May those we love be honest, and the land we live in free. May the polished heart make amends for a rough countenance.

The man that feels for sorrows not his own.

May our wants be sown in so fruitful a soil as immediately to produce relief.

May we never envy those that are happy, but strive to imitate them.

May we never make a sword of our tongue to wound another's reputation.

The three H's-Health, Honour, and Happiness.

A hand to earn, and a heart to spend

All tails but tell-tales.

A cordial in grief-Content.

An attribute of heaven-Mercy.

INDEX.

A Devil of a Waistcoat, 21
Alonzo the Brave, 218
Amusements in high life, 220
Antony's Oration over Cæsar's
Body, 148
Apothecary, the, 211
A Secret, 13

Atheist and the Acorn, 127
A Traveller stopped at a Wi-
dow's Gate, 37
Auld Raven, 10

Barber's Ghost, the, 191
Bashful Man, the, 33
Bath Ghost, the, 227
Beggar's Lament, the, 77
Ben Cable; or the Birth of a
British Tar, 43
Bill the Woodman, 125
Brevis esse laboro, 244
Brewer and Negro, 14
Bristle and Lapstone, (Parody
on Edward & Warwick), 28
Bullum versus Boatum,
Bumpkin & Stable-keeper, 189

Case Altered, 160
Cat-o'-nine-tails, the; or, the
School for Politeness, 73
Cato's Soliloquy, 235
Chance, 234

Chesnut Horse, 8

Choice of a Wife by Cheese, 167
Churchill's Grave; a fact lite-
rally rendered, 225
Collins's Ode to the Passions,

236

Convent Belle, the, 170

Countryman and the Razor.
Seller, 164
Courage Misplaced, 9
Collegian and the Porter, 50

Debtor, the, 81

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Devil of a Waistcoat, 21
Devotedness of Woman, 232
Dialogue between Irish
Inkeeper and an English
Gentleman, 114
Dispute between Eyes and
Nose, 88

Doctor and Frenchman, 98
Doctor and his Pupil, 242
Douglas to Lord Randolf, 97
Dream, a, 147

Drunkard's Soliloquy, 245
Drunken Sailors, the, 243

Eldest Son; or the Irishman
puzzled, 180
Eliza, 177

Epilogue, by Garrick, 249

Fakenham Ghost, 130
Falstaff's Description of his
Ragged Regiment, 179
Farmer's Blunder, the, 120
Farmer Jolter and his Cow, 57
Farmer Outwitted, the, 49
Felon, the, 42
Forsaken, the, 246
Frank Hayman, 67

Gamester, the, 196
Gauger of Garstang, 140
Genevra, 17

German and the Widow, 151
Glenara, 83
Good Wife, a, 168
Guerilla Chorus, 185

Hamlet's Instructions to the
Players, 186

Haunch of Venison, the, 63
Headsman of Algiers, 100
Henry the Fourth's Soliloquy
on Sleep, 159
Hermit, the; or, Edwin and
Angelina, 207

He vas a very Jonteel Man for
all dat, 155
High-mettled Racer, the, 212
Hod of Mortar, 46
Hog and Bacon, 197
Hohenlinden, 163
Honesty, 178

Hotspur's Description of a
Fop, 150

How to crown a Joke, 217
How to cure a Cough, 5
Human Life, 72

Irish Fisherman, the, 115
Irish Ghost, the, 45
Irishman and Salad Oil, 181
I vant to Fly, 128

Jack Oakham at the Play, 48
Job Jenkins, and his Voyage
to Richmond, 104
John and Joan, 126
Joy, 204

Medicine for the Ladies, 213
Misconception, a tale, 113
Monk and the Jew, 39
Monkeys, the, 22

Monsieur Kaniferstane, 142
Monsieur le Grand; or, Put-
ting a Stop to it, 109
Moses and the Sailor, 198
Mr. and Mrs. Wright; or the
Fire-irons, 229

My Ship's my Bride, 54

Napoleon's Dream, 169
Negro's Complaint, 84
Newcastle Apothecary, 85.
Nobody, 71

Ode to the Passions, 236
Oh, Erin! my Country, 103
One-Legged Goose, the, 145
Orphan Boy, the, 38
Old School-boy, the, 221
Old Sexton, the, 183
Osmond's Dream, from the
Castle Spectre, 69
Othello's Apology, 224
Oyster, the, 65

Parricide; or Blazing Ruins,61
Pat and the Magistrate, 89
Patience, a tale, 152
Peasantry of England, 52
Peer and the Pedlar, 122
Pocketing a Watch, 99
Pompey's Ghost, 117

Possession and Enjoyment,235

Kill or Cure; a medical bar- Procrastination, 206

gain, 78

Lapsus Linguæ, 233
Law of the Road, 116
Lesson from the Heart, 125
Life, 154

Lodgings for Single Gentle-
men, 185

Mad Moll, 31

Man and Woman, 26

Quarrel of Brutus and Cas-
sius, 201

Question and Answer, 102

Raising the Devil, 44
Receipt to Brew a Storm, 171
Ready-made Speech, 248
Rising Sun, the, 190
Rolla's Address to the Peru-
vians, 116

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