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THE NIGHT-WALKER;

OR,

THE LITTLE THIEF.

A COMEDY.

The first edition of this Play, in 1640, has the name of Fletcher alone to it, and it was probably therefore his production, without any assistance from his partner Beaumont. It used to be acted frequently in the last century; but we have not heard of any alteration or representation of it these many years.

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Enter Lurcher and Wildbrain.

Lure. JACK!

ACT I.

[hither?
Wildb. What wind brought thee
In what old hollow tree, or rotten wall,
Hast thou been, like a swallow, all this win-
Where hast thou been, man?
[ter?
Lurc. Following the plough.

Wildb. What plough? Thou hast no land;
stealing is thy own purchase.
Larc. The best inheritance.
Wildb. Not in my opinion;
Thou hadst five hundred pound a year.

Lurc. 'Tis gone :

Prithee, no more on't! Have I not told thee,
And oftentimes, Nature made all men equal,
Her distribution to each child alike;

Till labour came and thrust a new will in,
Which I allow not: 'till men won a privilege
By that they call endeavour, which indeed

Is nothing but a lawful cozenage, [neighbour,
An allow'd way to cheat? Why should my
That hath no more soul than his horsekeeper,
Nor bounteous faculties above a broom-man,
Have forty thousand pounds, and I four
Why should he keep it?
[groats?

Wildb. Thy old opinion still.

Lurc. Why should that scriv'ner, [thing
That ne'er writ reason in his life, nor any
That time e'er gloried in; that never knew
How to keep any courtesy conceal'd,
But noverint universi must proclaim it,
Purchase perpetually, and I a rascal? [ler
Consider this; why should that mouldy cob-
Marry his daughter to a wealthy merchant,
And give five thousand pounds? is this good
justice?

Because he has a tougher constitution,
Can feed upon old songs, and save his money,
Therefore must I go beg?

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He that shall sit down frighted with that Is not worth pity; let me alone to shuffle! Thou art for wenching.

Wildb. For beauty I, a safe course : No halter hangs in my way; I defy it. Lurc. But a worse fate, a wilful poverty; For where thou gain'st by one that indeed loves thee, [destiny!

A thousand will draw from thee; 'tis thy
One is a kind of weeping cross, Jack,
A gentle purgatory: do not fling at all;
You'll the box so often, 'till you perish.
Wildb. Take you no care for that, sir, 'tis
my pleasure:

pay

I will employ my wits a great deal faster Than you shall do your fingers; and my loves, If I mistake not, shall prove riper harvest And handsomer, and come within less dan. Where's thy young sister?

[ger.

Lure. I know not where she is; she's not worth caring for,

[her!

She has no wit. Oh, you'd be nibbling with She's far enough, I hope; I know not where; She's not worth caring for, a sullen thing, She would not take my counsel, Jack; and so I parted from her.

Wildb. Leave her to her wants?

Lurc. I gave her a little money, what I could spare;

She had a mind to th' country; she is turn'd, By this, some farmer's dairy-maid'; I may [sers2;

meet her

Riding from market one day, 'twixt her dor-
If I do, by this hand I wo'not spare
Her butter-pence.

Wildb. Thou wilt not rob thy sister? Lure. She shall account me for her eggs and cheeses. [love her? Wildb. A pretty girl.-Did not old Algripe A very pretty girl she was.

Lurc. Some such thing;

But he was too wise to fasten. Let her pass.
Wildb. Then where's thy mistress?
Lurc. Where you sha' not find her,
Nor know what stuff she is made on; no, in-
deed, sir,

I chose her not for your use.

Wilb. Sure she's handsome. [handsome; Lurc. Yes, indeed is she; she is very But that's all one.

Wildb. You'll come to th' marriage?
Lurc. Is it

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ers.

Enter Heartlove.

1 Gent. I'm sorry for't. [start not, sir! Here comes poor Frank.-Nay, we're friends; We see your willow, and are sorry for't; And, tho' it be a wedding, we're half mourn[my fortunes: Heartl. Good gentlemen, remember not They are not to be help'd with words. Wildb. Look up, man! [a wench? A proper sensible fellow, and shrink for a Are there no more? or is she all the handHeartl. Prithee, leave fooling. [someness? Wildb. Prithee, leave thou whining! Have maids forgot to love?

Heartl. You are injurious. flow thee. Wildb. Let 'em alone a while, they'll fol1 Gent. Come, good Frank,

Forget now, since there is no remedy, [do. And shew a merry face, as wise men would 2 Gent. Be a free guest, and think not of those passages.

Wildb. Think how to nick him home; thou know'st she dotes on thee;

Graft me a dainty medlar on his crabstock; Pay me the dreaming puppy.

1 Some farrier's dairy maid.] That this is sense, and may be true, I won't dispute; but I can't yet help thinking that the better reading is,

A farmer's dairy maid.

Sympson.

2 Dorsers.] i. e. Panniers. See Johnson's Dictionary.

Heartl

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[Exit. [jects.

Heurtl. Yes, When I'm mischievous I'll believe your proShe's gone, for ever gone, (I cannot help it) My hopes and all my happiness gone with ber, [jollity

Gone like a pleasing dream! What mirth and Reigns round about this house! how every office

Sweats with new joys! Can she be merry too?
Is all this pleasure set by her appointment?
Sure sh' has a false heart then. Still they grow
louder.
[her,
The old man's god, his gold, has won upon
(Light-hearted, cordial gold!) and all my ser-
vices,

That offer'd naked truth, are clean forgotten:
Yet if she were compell'd-but it can't be—
If I could but imagine her will mine,
Altho' he had her body—

Enter Lady and Wildbruin.

[enemy,

Lady. He shall come in! Walk without doors o'this day? Tho' an It must not be.

Wildb. You must compel him, madam. Lady. No, she shall fetch him in, nephew; it shall be so.

Wildb. It will be fittest. [Exit with Lady. Heartl. Can fair Maria look again upon me? [ness?

Can there be so much impudence in sweet-
Enter Maria.

Or has she got a strong heart to defy me?
She comes herself: how rich she is in jewels!
Methinks they shew like frozen isicles,
Cold winter had hung on her. How the roses,
That kept continual spring within her cheeks,
Are wither'd with the old man's dull embraces!
She would speak to me.-I can sigh too lady ;

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But from a sounder heart: yes, and can weep But 'tis for you, that ever I believ'd you, [too; Tears of more pious value than your marriage! You would encase yourself3, and I must credit you,

So much my old obedience compels from me! Go, and forget me, and my poverty

I need not bid you, you're too perfect that way: But still remember that I lov'd, Maria, [me! Lov'd with a loyal love. Nay, turn not from I will not ask a tear inore, you are bountiful; Go, and rejoice, and I will wait upon you That little of my life left!

Maria. Good sir, hear me! [obedience What has been done, was th' act of my And not my will, forc'd from me by my pa

rents:

Now 'tis done, do as I do, bear it handsomely;
And if there can be more society,
Without dishonour to my tie of marriage,
Or place for noble love, I shall love you still.
You had the first; the last, had my will pros
per'd.

You talk of little time of life, dear Frank;
Certain, I am not married for eternity:
The joy my marriage brings, tells me I'm
mortal,
[serable;
And shorter-liv'd than you, else I were mi-
Nor can the gold and ease his age hath
brought me

Add what I coveted, content. Go with me; They seek a day of joy; prithee let's shew it, Tho' it be forc'd; and, by this kiss believe me, However I must live at his command now, I'll die at yours.

Heartl. I have enough; I'll honour you! [Exeunt.

Enter Lurcher.

Lurc. Here are my trinkets, and this lusty marriage

I mean to visit; I have shifts of all sorts, And here are thousand wheels to set 'em working.

I'm very merry, for I know this wedding Will yield me lusty pillage: ifiad Wildgoose, That debauchi'd rogue, keep but his ancient revels,

And breed a hubbub in the house, I'ın happy. Enter Alathe.

Now, what are you?

Alathe. A poor distressed boy, sir, [treat
Friendless and comfortless, that would en-
Some charity and kindness from your worship.
I would fain serve, sir, and as fain endeavour
With duteous labour to deserve the love
Of that good gentleman shall entertain me.
Lurc. A pretty boy, but of too mild a
breeding,

Too tender, and too bashful a behaviour.
What canst thou do?

3 You would encase yourself.] Sympson supposes encase a corruption, and would substitute excuse. We think encase may be genuine, and used in the sense of defend, arm yourself

with an excuse.

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Alathe.

Alathe. I can learn any thing [master. That's good and honest, and shall please a Lurc. He blushes as he speaks, and that I like not;

I love a bold and secure confidence, [now,
An impudence that one may trust: this boy
Had I instructed him, had been a jewel,
A treasure for my use. Thou canst not lie?
Alathe. I would not willingly.

Lurc. Nor thou hast no wit

To dissemble neatly?

Alathe. Do you love such boys, sir?
Lure. Oh, mainly, mainly; I'd have my
boy impudent,

Out-face all truth, yet do it piously;
Like Proteus, cast himself into all forms,
As sudden and as nimble as his thoughts;
Blench at no danger, tho' it be the gallows,
Nor make no conscience of a cozenage,
Though't be i' th' church. Your soft, demure,,
still children

Are good for nothing, but to get long graces,
And sing songs to dull tunes: I would keep
thee,
[lity,

And cherish thee, hadst thou any active qua-
And be a tender master to thy knavery;
But thou art not for my use.

Alathe. Do you speak this seriously?
Lurc. Yes, indeed do I.

Alathe. Would you have your boy, sir,
Read in these moral mischiefs?

Lure. Now thou mov'st me. [activities? Alathe. And be a well-train'd youth in all Lurc. By any means.

Alathe. Or do you this to try me, Fearing a proneness?

Lure. I speak this to make thee. Alathe. Then take me, sir, and cherish me, and love me;

[sir,

You have me what you would: believe ine, I can do any thing for your advantage.

I guess at what you mean; I can lie naturally,

As easily as I can sleep, sir, and securely; As naturally I can steal too—

Lure. That I'm glad on, [thou'rt excellent. Right heartily glad on; hold thee there, Alathe. Steal any thing from any body livLurch. Not from thy master? Alathe. That is mine own body,

And must not be.

Ling.

Lurc. The boy mends mightily. Alathe. A rich man, that like snow heaps up his monies,

I have a kind of pious zeal to meet still;
A fool, that not deserves 'em, I take pity on,
For fear he should run mad, and so I ease
him.
[nie!
Lurc. Excellent boy, and able to instruct

Of mine own nature just!
Alathe. I scorn all hazard.

And on the edge of danger I do best, sir.
I have a thousand faces to deceive, [ter:
And, to those, twice so many tongues to flat-
An impudence, no brass was ever tougher;
And for my conscience-

Lurc. Peace! I've found a jewel,
A jewel all the Indies cannot match!
And thou shalt feel-

Alathe. This tittle, and I've done, sir: I never can confess, I've that spell on me; And such rare modesties before a magistrate, Such innocence to catch a judge, such igno[Come, boy! Lure. I'll learn of thee; thou art mine own. I'll give thee action presently. Alathe. Have at you!

rance-

Lure. What must I call thee?
Alathe. Snap, sir.

Lurc. 'Tis most natural;

A name born to thee: sure thou art a fairy! Shew but thy skill, and I shall make thee happy. [Exeunt.

Enter Lady, Nurse, Mrs. Newlove, and Toby. Lady. Where be these knaves? who strews up all the liveries?

Is the bride's bed made?

Toby. Yes, madam, and a bell Hung under it artificially.

ady. Out, knave, out!

Must we have larums now?

Toby. A little warning, [healths, madam. That we may know when to begin our The justice is a kind of old jade, madam, That will go merriest with a bell. Lady. All the house drunk? Toby. This is a day of jubilee.

Lady. Are the best hangings up? and the plate set out?

Who makes the posset, Nurse?

Nurse. The dairy-maid,

[per.

And she will put that in will make him caWell, inadam, well, you might ha' chose anoA handsomer, for her years+.

Lady. Peace! he is rich, Nurse;

He's rich, and that is beauty.

[ther,

Nurse. I am sure he's rotten; [saw her! 'Would h' had been hang'd when he first Lady. Termagant! [looks to him?

What an angry quean is this! Where, who Toby. He's very merry, madam; master Wildbrain

Has him in hand, i'th' bottom o' the cellar: He sighs and tipples

Nurse. Alas, good gentleman!

My heart's sore for thee.

[rah,

Lady. Sorrow must have his course. SirGive him some sack to dry up his remem

brance.

[him.

How does the bridegroom? I am afraid of

4 A handsomer for your years.] The amendment proposed by Sympson.

5 When he first saw her, Termagant.] The word termagant has hitherto been made a part of the Nurse's speech. It undoubtedly (as Sympson supposes) belongs to the Lady; though he would omit the words angry quean in the next line, and put termagant in their place.

Nurse.

Nurse. He's a trim youth to be tender of,
Hemp take him!
[winter
Must my sweet new-blown rose find such a
Before her spring be near?

Lady. Peace, peace! thou'rt foolish.
Toby. And dances like a town-top", and
reels and hobbles.
[wine.
Alas, good gentlemen! give him not much
Toby. He shall ha' none by my consent.
Lady. Are the women comforting my daugh-
Mrs. Newl. Yes, yes, madam, [ter?
And reading to her a pattern of true patience;
They read, and pray for her too.
Nurse. They had need!

[deal; You had better marry her to her grave a great There will be peace and rest. Alas, poor gentlewoman!

[ness?

Must she become a nurse, now in her tender-
Well, madam, well! my heart bleeds!
Lady. Thou'rt a fool still--
Nurse. Pray Heav'n I be!

Lady. And an old fool, to be vex'd thus!
Tis late; she must to bed. Go knave; be

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Drink for a boy: away to all your charges! [Exeunt.

Enter Wildbrain and Heart love.

Wildb. Do as thou wo't; but, if thou dost
refuse it,
[arguing;

Thou art the stupid'st ass-There's no long
Time is too precious, Frank.

Heartl. I'm hot with wine,

And apt now to believe; but if thou dost this
Out of a villainy, to make me wrong her,
As thou art prone enough-

Wildb. Does she not love thee? [with thee?
Did she not cry down-right, e'en now, to part

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What opportunity can I have to meet her?
Wildb. Let me alone! Hast thou a will?
speak soundly,
[somely;
Speak discretely, speak home and hand-
Is't not pity, nay misery, nay infamy, to leave
So rare a pie to be cut up by a rascal?

Heartl. I will go presently; now, now, I
stay thee'.

Wildb. Such a dainty doe to be taken
By one that knows not neck-beef from a
pheasant,

Nor cannot relish braggat from ambrosia3?
Is it not conscience?

Nurse. And dances like a town-top.] The putting this line in the Nurse's mouth is against all sense and reason, and confounds the discourse: I suspect these words belong to Toby, whose speech at sighs and tipples being interrupted by the Lady and the Nurse, is here resumed and finished. Sympson.

? Frank. I will go, &c.] Sympson supposes we should both alter and divide this speech, making Wildbruin say,

Now, now, I say.

3 Nor cannot relish braggat from ambrosia.] Braggat, i. e. mead and ale sweetened with honey. Our authors in this place have receded from the common acceptation of ambrosia, making that the liquor here, which the general run of the classics call the meat of the gods. But they are not destitute of good authority for so doing. Thus in Athenæus, b. ii. c. 2. Anaxandrides introduces one saying, that he eats nectar and drinks ambrosia, &c. And Sappho too to the same purpose, a little lower, says in one of her poems,

A bowl ambrosial was mixed.

Apuleius, b. vi. among the Latins, takes the same liberty, when Psyche is to be made immortal, Mercury holds out a cup of ambrosia to her, and bids her drink of it, &c.

After I had wrote this, I found the same observation had been made by Le Clerc, in his notes upon Hesiod's Theogony, verse 640, Neither are our authors the only English poets who make ambrosia the gods" drink: Taylor, the Water-poet, has done the same in his Pennyless Pilgrimage,

And I intreat you take these words for no-lies;

I had good aqua-vita, rosa so-lies,

With sweet ambrosia (the gods' own drink)
Most excellent geere for mortals as I think.

But how this person came by the knowledge of such a thing, I have neither will nor Leisure to examine at present. Sympson.

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Heartl.

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