The Humorous Speaker: Being a Choice Collection of Amusing Pieces, Both in Prose and Verse, Original and Selected : Consisting of Dialogues, Soliloquies, Parodies &c. : Designed for the Use of Schools, Literary Societies, Debating Clubs, Social Circles and Domestic Entertainment |
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... morning dawn , In the festive hall where all is joy ; In the chamber hushed , where the sleepers lie ; In the garden bower , where the primrose smiles , And the chirping cricket the hour beguiles ; In these I'll sport through summer ...
... morning dawn , In the festive hall where all is joy ; In the chamber hushed , where the sleepers lie ; In the garden bower , where the primrose smiles , And the chirping cricket the hour beguiles ; In these I'll sport through summer ...
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... on the morning previous to that which had been fixed upon for the journey to Eatonville , would have been • most mysterious and unaccountable . He paced the room 30 THE HUMOROUS SPEAKER . Mr Pickwick in a Dilemma Dickens.
... on the morning previous to that which had been fixed upon for the journey to Eatonville , would have been • most mysterious and unaccountable . He paced the room 30 THE HUMOROUS SPEAKER . Mr Pickwick in a Dilemma Dickens.
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... morning - eh ? " Mrs. Bardell could only reply by a look . She had long worshipped Mr. Pickwick at a distance , but here she was , all at once , raised to a pinnacle to which her wildest and most extravagant hopes had never dared to ...
... morning - eh ? " Mrs. Bardell could only reply by a look . She had long worshipped Mr. Pickwick at a distance , but here she was , all at once , raised to a pinnacle to which her wildest and most extravagant hopes had never dared to ...
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... him to the Borough this morning . Have the goodness to call him up , Snodgrass . ” Mr. Snodgrass did as he was desired ; and Mr. Samuel Weller forthwith presented himself . PEDANTRY . - GEORGE COLMAN , JR . DR . 34 THE HUMOROUS SPEAKER .
... him to the Borough this morning . Have the goodness to call him up , Snodgrass . ” Mr. Snodgrass did as he was desired ; and Mr. Samuel Weller forthwith presented himself . PEDANTRY . - GEORGE COLMAN , JR . DR . 34 THE HUMOROUS SPEAKER .
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... morning with me . Just hurried , my lord , from the Society of Arts ; whence , I may " I have borne my blushing honors thick upon me . " - Shakspeare . Hem ! say , Lord D. And what has put your honors to the blush this morning , doctor ...
... morning with me . Just hurried , my lord , from the Society of Arts ; whence , I may " I have borne my blushing honors thick upon me . " - Shakspeare . Hem ! say , Lord D. And what has put your honors to the blush this morning , doctor ...
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Page 255 - My liege, I did deny no prisoners. But, I remember, when the fight was done, When I was dry with rage, and extreme toil, Breathless and faint, leaning upon my sword, Came there a certain lord, neat, trimly...
Page 315 - GUVENER B. is a sensible man; He stays to his home an' looks arter his folks; He draws his furrer ez straight ez he can, An' into nobody's tater-patch pokes; — But John P. Robinson he Sez he wunt vote fer Guvener B. My! aint it terrible? Wut shall we du? We can't never choose him, o...
Page 221 - As dry leaves that before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky, So up to the housetop the coursers they flew, With the sleigh full of toys, and St. Nicholas, too. And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the roof The prancing and pawing of each little hoof. As I drew in my head, and was turning around, Down the chimney St. Nicholas came with a bound. He...
Page 85 - I look for protection, for assistance, for comfort, and for consolation; in single gentlemen I shall perpetually see something to remind me of what Mr. Bardell was when he first won my young and untried affections; to a single gentleman, then, shall my lodgings be let.
Page 288 - He was in logic a great critic, Profoundly skilled in analytic; He could distinguish and divide A hair 'twixt south and south-west side; On either which he would dispute, Confute, change hands, and still confute. He'd undertake to prove, by force Of argument, a man's no horse; He'd prove a buzzard is no fowl, And that a lord may be an owl, A calf an alderman, a goose a justice, And rooks committee-men and trustees. He'd run in debt by disputation, And pay with ratiocination.
Page 221 - He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot, And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot; A bundle of toys he had flung on his back, And he looked" like a peddler just opening his pack.
Page 67 - SEA The Sea! the Sea! the open Sea! The blue, the fresh, the ever free! Without a mark, without a bound, It runneth the earth's wide regions 'round; It plays with the clouds; it mocks the skies; Or like a cradled creature lies. I'm on the Sea! I'm on the Sea! I am where I would ever be...
Page 220 - Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there.
Page 389 - Should I turn upon the true prince ? Why, thou knowest, I am as valiant as Hercules: but beware instinct; the lion will not touch the true prince. Instinct is a great matter ; I was a coward on instinct. I shall think the better of myself and thee, during my life; I, for a valiant lion, and thou for a true prince.
Page 120 - BETWEEN Nose and Eyes a strange contest arose, The spectacles set them unhappily wrong ; The point in dispute was, as all the world knows, To which the said spectacles ought to belong. So...