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"bly upon the occasion of some triumph; but be❝ing in haste, I left it to be made out by some sub66 sequent adventurer, who may happen to travel this 66 way; so continuing my course to the west, I soon "arrived at an unwalled town called Islington.

"Islington is a pretty neat town, mostly built of "brick, with a church and bells: it has a small lake, "or rather pond in the midst; though at present

very much neglected. I am told it is dry in sum"mer; if this be the case, it can be no very proper "receptacle for fish, of which the inhabitants them"selves seem sensible, by bringing all that is eaten "there from London.

"After having surveyed the curiosities of this fair "and beautiful town, I proceeded forward, leaving a "fair stone building called the White-Conduit-house, "on my right hand; here the inhabitants of London "often assemble to celebrate a feast of hot rolls and "butter seeing such numbers, each with his little "table before him employed on this occasion,, must "no doubt be a very amusing sight to the looker on, but still more so to those who perform in the "solemnity.

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"From hence I parted with reluctance to Pan"cras, as it is written, or Pancridge, as it is pro"nounced; but which should be both pronounced "and written Pangrace: this emendation I will "venture meo arbitrio : П in the Greek language

signifies all, which added to the English word 66 grace, maketh All-grace, or Pangrace, and in"deed this is a very proper appellation to a place "of so much sanctity, as Pangrace is universally "esteemed. However this be, if you except the "parish-church and its fine bells, there is little in "Pangrace worth the attention of the curious ob

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"journey of one mile and a quarter: the road lies "through a fine champaign country, well watered "with beautiful drains, and enamelled with flowers " of all kinds, which might contribute to charm every sense, were it not that the odoriferous gales are "often more impregnated with dust than perfume.

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"As you enter Kentish-town, the eye is at once "presented with the shops of artificers, such as "venders of candles, small-coal, and hair brooms; "there are also several august buildings of red "brick, with numberless sign-posts, or rather pil❝lars, in a peculiar order of architecture; I send 66 you a drawing of several, vide A, B, C. This 66 pretty town probably borrows its name from its "vicinity to the county of Kent; and indeed it "is not unnatural that it should, as there are only "London and the adjacent villages that lie between "them. Be this as it will, perceiving night ap(6 proach, I made a hasty repast on roasted mutton, "and a certain dried fruit called potatoes, resolv"ing to protract my remarks upon my return: "and this I would very willingly have done; but "was prevented by a circumstance which in truth "I had for some time foreseen; for night coming "on, it was impossible to take a proper survey of "the country, as I was to return home in the dark." Adieu.

LETTER CXXIII.

To the Same.

AFTER a variety of disappointments, my wishes are at length fully satisfied. My son, so long expected, is arrived, at once by his presence banish

ing my anxiety, and opening a new scene of unexpected pleasure. His improvements in mind and person have far surpassed even the sanguine expectations of a father: I left him a boy, but he is returned a man ; pleasing in his person, hardened by travel, and polished by adversity. His disappointment in love, however, had infused an air of melancholy into his conversation, which seemed at intervals to interrupt our mutual satisfaction. I expected that this could find a cure only from time; but fortune, as if willing to load us with her favours, has, in a moment, repaid every uneasiness with rapture.

Two days after his arrival, the man in black, with his beautiful niece, came to congratulate us upon this occasion: but guess our surprize, when my friend's lovely kins woman was found to be the very captive my son had rescued from Persia, and who had been wrecked on the Wolga, and was carried by the Russian peasants to the port of Archangel. Were I to hold the pen of a novelist, I might be prolix in describing their feelings at so unexpected an interview; but you may conceive their joy, without any assistance; words were unable to express their transports, then how can words describe it?

When two young persons are sincerely enamoured of each other, nothing can give me such pleasure as seeing them married : whether I know the parties or not, I am happy at thus binding one link more in the universal chain. Nature has, in some measure, formed me for a match-maker, and given me a soul to sympathize with every mode of human felicity. I instantly, therefore, consulted the man in black, whether we might not crown their mutual wishes by marriage; his soul seems formed of similar materials with mine; he instantly gave his consent, and the next day was appointed for the solemnization of their nuptials.

All the acquaintances which I had made since my arrival were present at this gay solemnity. The little beau was constituted master of the ceremonies, and his wife Mrs. Tibbs conducted the entertainment with proper decorum. The man in black, and the pawnbroker's widow, were very sprightly and tender upon this occasion. The widow was dressed up under the direction of Mrs. Tibbs: and as for her lover, his face was set off by the assistance of a pig-tail wig, which was lent by the little beau, to fit him for making love with proper formality. The whole company easily perceived, that it would be a double wedding before all was over, and indeed my friend and the widow seemed to make no secret of their passion: he even called me aside, in order to know my candid opinion, whether I did not think him a little too old to be married. As for my own part, continued he, I know I am going to play the fool, but all my friends will praise my wisdom, and produce me as the very pattern of discretion to others.

At dinner, every thing seemed to run on with good humour, harmony, and satisfaction. Every creature in company thought themselves pretty, and every jest was laughed at: the man in black sat next his mistress, helped her plate, chimed her glass, and jogging her knees and her elbow, he whispered something arch in her ear, on which she patted his cheek; never was antiquated passion so playful, so harmless, and amusing, as between this reverend couple.

The second course was now called for, and among a variety of other dishes, a fine turkey was placed before the widow. The Europeans, you know, carve as they eat my friend therefore begged his mistress to help him to a part of the turkey. The widow, pleased with an opportunity of showing her skill in carving, an art, upon which, it seems, she

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piqued herself, began to cut it up by first taking off the leg. "Madam," cries my friend, "if I may be "permitted to advise, I would begin by cutting off "the wing, and then the leg will come off more "easily." "Sir," replies the widow, "give me leave "to understand cutting up a fowl; I always begin "with the leg." "Yes, madam," replies the lover, "but if the wing be the most convenient manner, I "would begin with the wing." "Sir," interrupts the lady, "when you have fowls of your own begin "with the wing if you please; but give me leave to "take off the leg. I hope I am not to be taught at "this time of the day." “Madam,” interrupts he, "we are never too old to be instructed." Old, "Sir!" interrupts the other, "who is old, Sir? when "I die of age, I know of some that will quake for "fear: if the leg does not come off, take the turkey "to yourself." "Madam," replied the man in black, "I don't care a farthing whether the leg or the wing "comes off; if you are for the leg first, why you "shall have the argument, even though it be as I

say." "As for the matter of that," cries the widow, "I don't care a fig whether you are for the leg “off or no: and, friend, for the future keep your dis"tance." “O,” replied the other, “ that is easily "done, it is only moving to the other end of the table; "and so, madam, your most obedient humble ser"vant."

Thus was the courtship of one age destroyed in one moment; for this dialogue effectually broke off the match between this respectable couple, that had been just concluded. The smallest accidents disappoint the most important treaties. However, though it in some measure interrupted the general satisfaction, it no ways lessened the happiness of the youthful couple; and by the young lady's looks, I could perceive she was not entirely displeased with the in terruption.

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