it up where it wanted, rather than lack it Laf. He hath abandoned his physicians, madam; under whose practices he hath persecuted time with hope; and finds no other advantage in the process but only the losing of hope by time. Count. This young gentlewoman had a father, (0, that "had! how sad a passage 'tis!) whose skill was almost as great as his honesty; had it stretched so far, would have made nature immortal, and death should have play for lack of work. Would, for the king's sake, he were living! I think it would be the death of the king's disease. Laf. How called you the man you speak of, madam? Count. He was famous, sir, in his profession, and it was his great right to be so,-Gerard de Narbon. Laf. He was excellent, indeed, madam : the king very lately spoke of him admiringly and mourningly: he was skilful enough to have lived still, if knowledge could be set up against mortality. Ber. What is it, my good lord, the king Ber. I heard not of it before. Contend for empire in thee, and thy goodness Fall on thy head! Farewell.-My lord, Farewell, Bertram. Heaven bless him!-[Exit. Ber. [To Helena.] The best wishes that can be forged in your thought be servants to you! Be comfortab'e to my mother, your mistress, and make much of her. Laf. Farewell, pretty lady: you must hold the credit of your father. [Exeunt Bertram and Lafeu. Hel. O, were that all-I think not on my father; [more And these great tears grace his remembrance Than those I shed for him. What was he like? I have forgot him? my imagination Carries no favour in't but Bertram's. I am undone there is no living, none, If Bertram be away. It were all one, That I should love a bright particular star, And think to wed it, he is so above me : Count. His sole child, my lord; and be- In his bright radiance and collateral light queathed to my overlooking. I have those Must I be comforted, not in his sphere. hopes of her good that her education pro- Th' ambition in my love thus plagues itself: mises: her dispositions she inherits, which The hind that would be mated by the lion make fair gifts fairer; for where an unclean mind carries virtuous qualities, there commendations go with pity,-they are virtues and traitors too in her they are the better for their simpleness; she derives her honesty, and achieves her goodness. Laf. Your commendations, madam, get from her tears. Count. 'Tis the best brine a maiden can season her praise in. The remembrance of her father never approaches her heart, but the tyranny of her sorrows takes all livelihood from No more of this, Helena,-go to, no more; lest it be rather thought you affect a sorrow, than to have. her cheek. Hel. I do affect a sorrow, indeed; but I have it too. Laf. Moderate lamentation is the right of the dead; excessive grief the enemy to the living, Hel. If the living be enemy to the grief, the excess makes it soon mortal. Ber. Madam, I desire your holy wishes. In manners, as in shape! thy blood and virtue Must die for love. 'Twas pretty, though a plague, To see him every hour; to sit and draw One that goes with him: I love him for his Cold wisdom waiting on superfluous folly. Hel. And no. though valiant in the defence, yet is weak: un-Of pretty, fond, adoptious christendoms, fold to us some warlike resistance. Par. There is none: man, sitting down before you, will undermine you, and blow you up. Hel. Bless our poor virginity, from underminers and blowers up!-Is there no military policy, how virgins might blow up men? Par. Virginity being blown down, man will quicklier be blown up; marry, in blowing him down again, with the breach yourselves made, you lose your city. It is not politic in the commonwealth of nature to preserve virginity. Loss of virginity is rational increase; and there was never virgin got, till virginity was first lost. That you were made of, is metal to make virgins. Virginity, by being once lost, may be ten times found; by being ever kept, it is ever lost: 'tis too cold a companion; away with't! Hel. I will stand for 't a little, though therefore I die a virgin. Par. There's little can be said in 't; 'tis against the rule of nature. To speak on the part of virginity, is to accuse your mothers; which is most infallible disobedience. He that hangs himself is a virgin virginity murders itself; and should be buried in highways, out of all sanctified limit, as a desperate offendress against nature. Virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese; consumes itself to the very paring, and so dies with feeding his own stomach. Besides, virginity is peevish, proud, idle, made of self-love, which is the most inhibited sin in the canon. Keep it not; you cannot choose but lose by't: out with't! within ten years it will make itself ten, which is a goodly increase; and the principal itself not much the worse: away with't! Hel. How might one do, sir, to lose it to her own liking? That blinking Cupid gossips. Now shall he- The court's a learning-place ;-and he is one- Hel. That I wish well.-'Tis pity- Hel. That wishing well had not a body in't, Page. Monsieur Parolles, my lord calls for Par. Under Mars, I. Hel. I especially think, under Mars. Hel. The wars have so kept you under, Hel. When he was retrograde, I think rather. Hel. You go so much backward when you Par. That's for advantage. Hel. So is running away, when fear proposes the safety: but the composition, that your valour and fear makes in you, is a virtue of a good wing, and I like the wear well. Par. I am so full of businesses, I cannot answer thee acutely. I will return perfect courtier; in the which, my instruction shall serve to naturalize thee, so thou wilt be capable Par. Let me see: marry, ill, to like him of a courtier's counsel, and understand what that ne'er it likes. "Tis a commodity that will advice shall thrust upon thee; else thou diest lose the gloss with lying; the longer kept, the in thine unthankfulness, and thine ignorance less worth off with't, while 'tis vendible; an- makes thee away: farewell. When thou hast swer the time of request. Virginity, like an old leisure, say thy prayers; when thou hast none, courtier, wears her cap out of fashion; richly remember thy friends: get thee a good hussuited, but unsuitable: just like the brooch | band, and use him as he uses thee: so fareand the tooth-pick which wear not now. Your well. date is better in your pie and your porridge, than in your cheek and your virginity, your old virginity, is like one of our French withered pears, it looks ill, it eats dryly, marry, 'tis a withered pear; it was formerly better: marry, yet 'tis a withered pear: will you anything with it? Hel. Not my virginity yet. There shall your master have a thousand loves, [Exit. Hel. Our remedies oft in ourselves do lie, That makes me see, and cannot feed mine eye? What hath been cannot be who ever strove Scene 2. ALL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL. [now But my intents are fix'd, and will not leave me. Which, follow'd well, would demonstrate them But goers backward. SCENE II.-Paris. [Exit. A Room in the King's Flourish of cornets. Enter the King of France, th' ears; Have fought with equal fortune, and continue I Lord. So 'tis reported, sir. [ceive it His love and wisdom, King. It well may serve King. What's he comes here? Enter Bertram, Lafeu, and Parolles. 1 Lord. It is the count Rousillon, my good [lord, Young Bertram. King, Youth, thou bear'st thy father's face; Frank nature, rather curious than in haste, Hath well compos'd thee. Thy father's moral parts Mavst thou inherit too! Welcome to Paris. Ber. My thanks and duty are your majesty's. ness now, As when thy father and myself in friendship [him Ber. His good remembrance, sir, [always say, Thus his good melancholy oft began, are Since I nor wax nor honey can bring home, You are lov'd, sir; Some six months since, my lord. King. If he were living, I would try him yet; Lend me an arm -the rest have worn me out ness Debate it at their leisure. Welcome, count; Thank your majesty. SCENE III.-Rousillon. A Room in the Enter Countess, Steward, and Clown. Count. I will now hear: what say you of this gentlewoman? Stew. Madam, the care I have had to even your content, I wish might be found in the calendar of my past endeavours; for then we wound our modesty, and make foul the clearness of our deservings, when of ourselves we publish them. Count. What does this knave here? Get you gone, sirrah: the complaints I have heard of you, I do not all believe: 'tis my slowness, that I do not; for I know you lack not folly to commit them, and have ability enough to make such knaveries yours. Clo. 'Tis not unknown to you, madam, I am [a poor fellow. Count. Well, sir. Clo. No, madam, 'tis not so well, that I am poor, though many of the rich are damned: but, may have your ladyship's good-will to go to the world, Isbel, the woman, and I will do as we may. Count. Wilt thou needs be a beggar? Clo. I do beg your good-will in this case. Among nine bad if one be good, Count. What, one good in ten? you corrupt the song, sirrah. Clo. One good woman in ten, madam ; Clo. In Isbel's case and mine own. Serv-which is a purifying o' the song would God ice is no heritage: and I think I shall never would serve the world so all the year! we'd have the blessing of God, till I have issue of find no fault with the tythe-woman, if I were my body; for they say, bairns are blessings. the parson: one in ten, quoth 'a! an we might Count. Tell me the reason why thou wilt marry. Clo. My poor body, madam, requires it: I am driven on by the flesh; and he must needs go, that the devil drives. Count. Is this all your worship's reason? Clo. Faith, madam, I have other holy reasons, such as they are. Count. May the world know them? wickedness. sooner than thy Clo. I am out o' friends, madam; and I hope to have friends for my wife's sake. have a good woman born but for every blazing star, or at an earthquake, 'twould mend the lottery well: a man may draw his heart out, ere he pluck one. Count. You'll be gone, sir knave, and do as I command you? will Clo. That man should be at woman's command, and yet no hurt done!-Though honesty be no puritan, yet it will do no hurt; wear the surplice of humility over the black gown of a big heart.-I am going, forsooth: the business is, for Helen to come hither. [Exit. Count. Well, now. [woman entirely. Stew. I know, madam, you love your gentleCount. Faith, I do her father bequeathed her to me and she herself, without other advantage, may lawfully make title to as much love as she finds : there is more owing her than is paid; and more shall be paid her than she'll demand. Count. Such friends are thy enemies, knave. Clo. You are shallow, madam, in great friends; for the knaves come to do that for me, which I am a-weary of. He that ears my land spares my team, and gives me leave to inn the crop; if I be his cuckold, he's my Stew. Madam, I was very late more near her drudge he that comforts my wife is the cher-than, I think, she wished me alone she was, isher of my flesh and blood; he that cherishes and did communicate to herself, her own words my flesh and blood loves my flesh and blood; he that loves my flesh and blood is my friend ergo, he that kisses my wife is my friend. If men could be contented to be what they are, there were no fear in marriage; for young Charbon the puritan, and old Poysam the papist, howsome'er their hearts are severed in religion, their heads are both one,--they may jowl horns together, like any deer i' the herd. Count. Wilt thou ever be a foul-mouthed and calumnious knave? : to her own ears; she thought, I dare vow for her, they touched not any strange sense. Her matter was, she loved your son: Fortune, she said, was no goddess, that had put such difference betwixt their two estates; Love no god, that would not extend his might, only where qualities were level; Diana no queen of virgins, that would suffer her poor knight surprised, without rescue in the first assault, or ransom afterward. This she delivered in the most bitter touch of sorrow, that e'er I heard virgin ex Clo. A prophet I, madam; and I speak the claim in: which I held my duty speedily to truth the next way: For I the ballad will repeat, Which men full true shall find; Count. Get you gone, sir; I'll talk with you more anon. Stew. May it please you, madam, that he Was this king Priam's joy? acquaint you withal; sithence, in the loss that may happen, it concerns you something to know it. Count. You have discharged this honestly; keep it to yourself: many likelihoods informed me of this before, which hung so tottering in the balance, that I could neither believe, nor misdoubt. Pray you, leave me : stall this in your bosom; and I thank you for your honest care: I will speak with you further anon. [Exit Steward. Even so it was with me when I was young: Doth to our rose of youth rightly belong; Hel. Mine honourable mistress. Nay, a mother: Why not a mother? When I said, a mother, Methought you saw a serpent: what's in mother, [ther; That you start at it? I say, I am your moAnd put you in the catalogue of those That were enwombed mine: 'tis often seen, Adoption strives with nature; and choice breeds A native slip to us from foreign seeds: That I am not. I care no more for, than I do for heaven, Hel. Do not you love him, madam? Count. Go not about: my love hath in't a bond, [disclose Whereof the world takes note: come, come, The state of your affection; for your passions Have to the full appeach'd. Hel. Then, I confess, Here on my knee, before high heaven and you, That before you, and next unto high heaven, I love your son:[love: My friends were poor, but honest; so's my Be not offended; for it hurts not him, That he is lov'd of me: I follow him not By any token of presumptuous suit ; Nor would I have him till I do deserve him, Yet never know how that desert should be. I know I love in vain, strive against hope; Yet, in this captious and intenible sieve, I still pour in the waters of my love, And lack not to lose still: thus, Indian-like, Religious in mine error, I adore The sun, that looks upon his worshipper, Let not your hate encounter with my love, swear. [mother, [tions God shield, you mean it not! daughter, and You know my father left me some prescripSo strive upon your pulse. What, pale again? Of rare and prov'd effects, such as his reading My fear hath catch'd your fondness: now I see And manifest experience had collected The mystery of your loneliness, and find For general sovereignty: and that he will'd me Your salt tears' head: now to all sense 'tis In heedfull'st reservation to bestow them, gross, As notes, whose faculties inclusive were, More than they were in note: amongst the rest, There is a remedy, approv'd, set down, To cure the desperate languishings whereof The king is render'd lost. You love my son; invention is asham'd, |