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banish not him thy Harry's company :-banish plump Jack, and banish all the world. P. Hen. I do, I will. [A knocking heard. [Exeunt Hostess, Francis, and Bardolph.

Re-enter Bardolph, running.

Bard. O, my lord, my lord! the sheriff, with a most monstrous watch, is at the door.

Fal. Out, you rogue! Play out the play: have much to say in the behalf of that Falstaff. Re-enter Hostess.

Host. O Jesu! my lord, my lord :— P. Hen. Heigh, heigh! the devil rides upon a fiddlestick: what's the matter?

Host. The sheriff and all the watch are at the door: they are come to search the house. Shall I let them in?

Fal. Dost thou hear, Hal? never call a true piece of gold a counterfeit thou art essentially mad, without seeming so. P. Hen. And thou a natural coward, without instinct.

Fal. I deny your major: if you will deny the sheriff, so; if not, let him enter: if I become not a cart as well as another man, a plague on my bringing up! I hope shall as soon be strangled with a halter as another.

P. Hen. Go, hide thee behind the arras :the rest walk up above. Now, my masters, for a true face, and good conscience.

Fal. Both which I have had; but their date is out, and therefore I'll hide me.

[Exeunt all except the Prince and Poins. P. Hen. Call in the sheriff.

Enter Sheriff and Carrier.

Now, master sheriff, what's your will with me? Sher. First, pardon me, my lord. A hue and cry

Hath follow'd certain men into this house.
P. Hen. What men?

Sher. One of them is well known, my
A gross fat man.
[gracious lord,
Car.
As fat as butter. [here;
P. Hen. The man, I do assure you, is not
For I myself at this time have employ'd him.
And, sheriff, I will engage my word to thee,
That I will, by to-morrow dinner-time,
Send him to answer thee, or any man,
For anything he shall be charg'd withal:
And so, let me entreat you leave the house.
Sher. I will, my lord. There are two gen-
tlemen

Have in this robbery lost three hundred marks. P. Hen. It may be so if he have robb'd these men,

He shall be answerable; and so, farewell. Sher. Good night, my noble lord. P. Hen. I think it is good-morrow, is it not? Sher. Indeed, my lord, I think it be two o'clock. [Exeunt Sheriff and Carrier. P. Hen. This oily rascal is known as well as Go, call him forth. [Paul's. Poins. Falstaff!-fast asleep behind the arras, and snorting like a horse.

P. Hen. Hark how hard he fetches breath.

Search his pockets. [Poins searches.] What hast thou found?

Poins. Nothing but papers, my lord.

P. Hen. Let's see what they be read them. Poins. [Reads.] Item, A Capon. Item, Sauce

IItem, Sack, two gallons.

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P. Hen. O monstrous! but one half-pennyworth of bread to this intolerable deal of sack! -What there is else, keep close; we'll read it at more advantage. There let him sleep till day. I'll to the court in the morning; we must all to the wars, and thy place shall be honourable. I'll procure this fat rogue a charge of foot; and, I know, his death will be a march of twelve-score. The money shall be paid back again with advantage. Be with me betimes in the morning; and so good morrow, Poins. Poins. Good morrow, good my lord.

ACT III.

[Exeunt.

SCENE I.-Bangor. A Room in the Archdeacon's House.

Enter Hotspur, Worcester, Mortimer, and Glendower.

Mort. These promises are fair, the parties

sure,

And our induction full of prosperous hope.

Hot. Lord Mortimer, and cousin Glendower, will you sit down?-And, uncle Worcester:a plague upon it! I have forgot the map. Glend. No, here it is.

Sit, cousin Percy; sit, good cousin Hotspur ;
For by that name, as oft as Lancaster
Doth speak of you,

His cheek looks pale, and with a rising sigh,
He wisheth you in heaven.

Hot. And you in hell, as oft as he hears Owen Glendower spoke of.

Glend. I cannot blame him: at my nativity, The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes, Of burning cressets; and at my birth, The frame and huge foundation of the earth Shak'd like a coward.

Hot. Why, so it would have done at the same season, if your mother's cat had but kitten'd, though yourself had never been born. Glend. I say the earth did shake when I was

born.

Hot. And I say the earth was not of my mind, If you suppose as fearing you it shook. Glend. The heavens were all on fire, the earth did tremble.

Hot. O, then the earth shook to see the heavens on fire,

And not in fear of your nativity.
Diseased nature oftentimes breaks forth
In strange eruptions; oft the teeming earth

To-morrow, cousin Percy, you, and I,

Is with a kind of colic pinch'd and vex'd
By the imprisoning of unruly wind [striving, And my good lord of Worcester, will set forth
Within her womb; which, for enlargement To meet your father and the Scottish power,
Shakes the old beldam earth, and topples As is appointed us, at Shrewsbury,
down

[birth, My father Glendower is not ready yet, [days:Steeples, and moss-grown towers. At your Nor shall we need his help these fourteen Our grandam earth, having this distemperature, [To Glend.] Within that space you may have In passion shook. drawn together Glend.

Cousin, of many men

I do not bear these crossings. Give me leave
To tell you once again,-that at my birth,
The front of heaven was full of fiery shapes;
The goats ran from the mountains, and the
herds

Were strangely clamorous to the frighted fields.
These signs have mark'd me extraordinary ;
And all the courses of my life do show,
I am not in the roll of common men.
Where is he living,-clipp'd in with the sea
That chides the banks of England, Scotland,
Wales,-

Which calls me pupil, or hath read to me?
And bring him out, that is but woman's son,
Can trace me in the tedious ways of art,
And hold me pace in deep experiments.
Hot. I think there is no man speaks better
I'll to dinner.
[Welsh.

Mort. Peace, cousin Percy! you will make him mad.

Glend. I can call spirits from the vasty deep. Hot. Why, so can I, or so can any man; But will they come, when you do call for them? Glend. Why, I can teach thee, cousin, to command the devil. [the devil,Hot. And I can teach thee, coz, to shame By telling truth: tell truth, and shame the devil. If thou have power to raise him, bring him hither, [hence. And I'll be sworn, I have power to shame him O, while you live, tell truth, and shame the Mort. Come, come, No more of this unprofitable chat. Glend. Three times hath Henry Bolingbroke made head [Wye, Against my power; thrice from the banks of And sandy-bottom'd Severn, have I sent him Bootless home, and weather-beaten back. Hot. Home without boots, and in foul weather too!

[devil!

How 'scapes he agues, in the devil's name? Glend. Come, here's the map: shall we divide our right,

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According to our three-fold order ta'en?
Mort. The archdeacon hath divided it
Into three limits, very equally :-
England, from Trent and Severn hitherto,
By south and east is to my part assign'd;
All westward, Wales, beyond the Severn shore,
And all the fertile land within that bound,
To Owen Glendower :-and, dear coz, to you
The remnant northward, lying off from Trent.
And our indentures tripartite are drawn ;
Which being sealed interchangeably,
(A business that this night may execute,)

Your tenants, friends, and neighbouring gentlemen. [lords:

Glend. A shorter time shall send me to you, And in my conduct shall your ladies come; From whom you now must steal, and take no leave;

For there will be a world of water shed,
Upon the parting of your wives and you.
Hot. Methinks my moiety, north from Bur-
ton here,

In quantity equals not one of yours:
See how this river comes me cranking in,
And cuts me from the best of all my land
A huge half-moon, a monstrous cantle out.
I'll have the current in this place damm'd up;
And here the smug and silver Trent shall run
In a new channel, fair and evenly:

It shall not wind with such a deep indent,
To rob me of so rich a bottom here. [it doth.
Glend. Not wind? it shall, it must; you see,
Mort. Yea, but mark how he bears his
course, and runs me up

With like advantage on the other side;
Gelding the opposed continent as much,
As on the other side it takes from you. [here,

Wor. Yea, but a little charge will trench him And on this north side win this cape of land; And then he runs straight and even.

Hot. I'll have it so; a little charge will do it.
Glend. I will not have it alter'd.

Hot.
Will not you?
Glend. No, nor you shall not.
Hot.
Who shall say me nay?
Glend. Why, that will I.
Hot. Let me not understand you, then ;
Speak it in Welsh.

[you;

Glend. I can speak English, lord, as well as For I was train'd up in the English court; Where, being but young, I framed to the harp Many an English ditty, lovely well, And gave the tongue a helpful ornament,A virtue that was never seen in you.

[heart:

Hot. Marry, and I'm glad of it with all my
I had rather be a kitten, and cry mew,
Than one of these same metre ballad-mongers;
I had rather hear a brazen canstick turn'd,
Or a dry wheel grate on the axle-tree;
And that would set my teeth nothing on edge,
Nothing so much as mincing poetry :-
'Tis like the forc'd gait of a shuffling nag.
Glend. Come, you shall have Trent turn'd.
Hot.
I do not care :
I'll give thrice as much land to any well-de-
serving friend;

But in the way of bargain, mark you me,
I'll cavil on the ninth part of a hair.

Scene I.

Are the indentures drawn? shall we be gone? She'll be a soldier too, she'll to the wars.
Glend. The moon shines fair; you may

away by night:

I'll haste the writer, and withal,

Break with your wives of your departure hence.
I am afraid my daughter will run mad,
So much she doteth on her Mortimer. [Exit.
[me
Mort. Fie, cousin Percy! how you cross my
father!
Hot. I cannot choose: sometimes he angers
With telling me of the moldwarp and the ant,
Of the dreamer Merlin and his prophecies,
And of a dragon and a finless fish,

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A clip-wing'd griffin and a moulten raven,
A couching lion and a ramping cat,
And such a deal of skimble-skamble stuff
I'll tell you what,-
As puts me from my faith.
He held me, last night, at least nine hours,
In reckoning up the several devils' names,
That were his lackeys: I cried,
and Well, go to,"
But mark'd him not a word. O, he's as tedious
As a tired horse, a railing wife;
Worse than a smoky house :-I had rather live
With cheese and garlick in a windmill, far,
Than feed on cates, and have him talk to me,
In any summer-house in Christendom.

Mort. In faith, he is a worthy gentleman;
Exceedingly well read, and profited
In strange concealments; valiant as a lion,
And wondrous affable, and as bountiful
Shall I tell you, cousin?
As mines of India
He holds your temper in a high respect,
And curbs himself even of his natural scope,
When you do cross his humour; 'faith, he
[does:
I warrant you, that man is not alive,
Might so have tempted him as you have done,
Without the taste of danger and reproof:
But do not use it oft, let me entreat you.
Wor. In faith, my lord, you are too wilful-
[enough
blame;
And since your coming hither have done
To put him quite beside his patience.
You must needs learn, lord, to amend this fault:
Though sometimes it show greatness, courage,
blood,

(And that's the dearest grace it renders you,)
Yet oftentimes it doth present harsh rage,
Defect of manners, want of government,
Pride, haughtiness, opinion, and disdain :
The least of which, haunting a nobleman,
Loseth men's hearts, and leaves behind a stain
Upon the beauty of all parts besides,
Beguiling them of commendation.

Hot. Well, I am school'd: good manners
[leave.
be your speed !
Here come our wives, and let us take our
Re-enter Glendower, with Lady Mortimer and
Lady Percy.

Mort. This is the deadly spite that angers

me,

My wife can speak no English, I no Welsh.
Glend. My daughter weeps: she will not
part with you;

Mort. Good father, tell her that she and
my aunt Percy,

Shall follow in your conduct speedily.

[Glendower speaks to Lady Mortimer
in Welsh, and she answers him in
the same.

Glend. She's desperate here; a peevish self-
will'd harlotry, one

That no persuasion can do good upon.

[She speaks to Mortimer in Welsh.
Mort. I understand thy looks; that pretty
[heavens,
Welsh
Which thou pour'st down from these swelling
I am too perfect in; and, but for shame,
In such a parley would I answer thee.
[She speaks again.
I understand thy kisses, and thou mine,
And that's a feeling disputation :
But I will never be a truant, love,
Till I have learn'd thy language; for thy tongue
Makes Welsh as sweet as ditties highly penn'd,
Sung by a fair queen in a summer's bower,
[mad.
With ravishing division, to her lute.
Glend. Nay, if you melt, then will she run
[Lady Mortimer speaks again.
Mort. O. am ignorance itself in this!
Glend. She bids you on the wanton rushes
lay you down,

And rest your gentle head upon her lap,
And she will sing the song that pleaseth you,
And on your eye-lids crown the god of sleep,
Charming your blood with pleasing heaviness;
Making such difference betwixt wake and
sleep,

As is the difference betwixt day and night,
The hour before the heavenly-harness'd team
Begins his golden progress in the east. [sing:

Mort. With all my heart I'll sit and hear her
Glend. Do so;
By that time will our book, I think, be drawn.

Hang in the air a thousand leagues from hence;
And those musicians that shall play to you,
[down:
attend.
And straight they shall be here; sit, and

Hot. Come, Kate, thou art perfect in lying
Come, quick, quick, that I may lay my head
[in thy lap.
Lady P. Go, ye giddy goose.
[Glendower speaks some Welsh words,
[Welsh ;
and music is heard.
Hot. Now I perceive the devil understands
And 'tis no marvel he is so humorous.
By'r lady, he's a good musician.

[musical.
Lady P. Then should you be nothing but
For you are altogether governed by humours.
Lie still, ye thief, and hear the lady sing
[howl in Irish
Hot. had rather hear Lady, my brach,
In Welsh.
Lady P. Wouldst thou have thy head
[broken?
Hot. No.

Lady P. Then be still.
Hot. Neither; 'tis a woman's fault.
Lady P. Now, God help thee !
Hot. To the Welsh lady's bed.

Lady P. What's that?
Hot. Peace! she sings.

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K. Hen. God pardon thee !-yet let me wonder, Harry,

[Lady M. sings a Welsh song. At thy affections, which do hold a wing Hot. Come, Kate, I'll have your song too. Quite from the flight of all thy ancestors. Lady P. Not mine, in good sooth. Thy place in council thou hast rudely lost, Hot. Not yours, in good sooth! 'Heart! Which by thy younger brother is supplied; you swear like a comfit-maker's wife! Not And art almost an alien to the hearts you, in good sooth;" and, "As true as I live;"Of all the court, and princes of my blood : and, "As God shall mend me;" and, "As The hope and expectation of thy time sure as day:' Is ruin'd; and the soul of every man Prophetically does forethink thy fall. Had I so lavish of my presence been, So common-hackney'd in the eyes of men, So stale and cheap to vulgar company,Opinion, that did help me to the crown, Had still kept loyal to possession, And left me in reputeless banishment, A fellow of no mark nor likelihood. By being seldom seen, I could not stir, But, like a comet, I was wonder'd at; [he:" "This is That men would tell their children, Others would say, Where? which Bolingbroke?"

And giv'st such sarcenet surety for thy oaths,
As if thou never walk'dst farther than Finsbury.
Swear me, Kate, like a lady as thou art,
A good mouth-filling oath; and leave "In
sooth,"

And such protest of pepper-gingerbread,
To velvet guards, and Sunday-citizens
Come, sing.
Lady P. I will not sing.
Hot. 'Tis the next way to turn tailor, or be
red-breast teacher. An the indentures be
drawn, I'll away within these two hours; and
[Exit.
so, come in when ye will.
Glend. Come, come, Lord Mortimer; you

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SCENE II.-London. A Room in the
Palace.

Enter King Henry, Prince Henry, and Lords.
K. Hen. Lords, give us leave; the Prince of
Wales and I
[near at hand,
Must have some private conference: but be
For we shall presently have need of you.-
[Exeunt Lords.
I know not whether God will have it so,
For some displeasing service I have done,
That, in his secret doom, out of my blood
He'll breed revengement and a scourge for me;
But thou dost, in thy passages of life,
Make me believe that thou art only mark'd
For the hot vengeance and the rod of heaven,
To punish my mistreadings. Tell me else,
Could such inordinate and low desires,
Such poor, such bare, such lewd, such mean
Such barren pleasures, rude society, [attempts,
As thou art match'd withal and grafted to,
Accompany the greatness of thy blood,
And hold their level with thy princely heart?
P. Hen. So please your majesty,
would I
Quit all offences with as clear excuse, [could
As well as, I am doubtless, I can purge
Myself of many I am charg'd withal:
Yet such extenuation let me beg,
As, in reproof of many tales devis'd,—
Which oft the ear of greatness needs must
hear,-

By smiling pick-thanks and base newsmongers,
I may, for some things true, wherein my youth
Hath faulty wander'd and irregular,
Find pardon on my true submission.

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And then I stole all courtesy from heaven,
And dress'd myself in such humility,
That I did pluck allegiance from men's hearts,
Loud shouts and salutations from their
mouths,

Even in the presence of the crowned king.
Thus did I keep my person fresh and new ;
My presence, like a robe pontifical,
Ne'er seen but wonder'd at: and so my state,
Seldom, but sumptuous, showed like a feast;
And won, by rareness, such solemnity.
The skipping king, he ambled up and down
With shallow jesters and rash bavin wits,
Soon kindled, and soon burn'd; carded his
Mingled his royalty with carping fools; [state;
Had his great name profaned with their scorns;
And gave his countenance, against his name,
To laugh at gibing boys, and stand the push
Of every beardless vain comparative;
Grew a companion to the common streets,
Enfeoff'd himself to popularity;
That, being daily swallow'd by men's eyes,
They surfeited with honey, and began
[little
To loathe the taste of sweetness, whereof a
More than a little is by much too much.
So, when he had occasion to be seen,
He was but as the cuckoo is in June,
Heard, not regarded,-seen, but with such
As, sick and blunted with community,
Afford no extraordinary gaze,
Such as is bent on sun-like majesty,
When it shines seldom in admiring eyes;
But rather drows'd, and hung their eyelids
down,

[eyes,

Slept in his face, and render'd such aspéct
As cloudy men use to their adversaries,
Being with his presence glutted, gorg'd, and full.
And in that very line, Harry, stand'st thou ;
For thou hast lost thy princely privilege,
With vile participation: not an eye
But is a-weary of thy common sight,

K. Hen. A hundred thousand rebels die in this;[herein. Thou shalt have charge, and sovereign trust Enter Sir Walter Blunt.

Save mine, which hath desir'd to see thee more; To engross up glorious deeds on my behalf;
Which now doth that I would not have it do,- And I will call him to so strict account,
Make blind itself with foolish tenderness. That he shall render every glory up,
P. Hen. I shall hereafter, my thrice-gra- Yea, even the slightest worship of his time,
Be more myself.
[cious lord, Or I will tear the reckoning from his heart.
K. Hen.
For all the world,
This, in the name of God, I promise here:
As thou art to this hour, was Richard then, The which, if he be pleased I shall perform,
When I from France set foot at Ravenspurg; I do beseech your majesty, may salve,
And even as I was then, is Percy now.
The long-grown wounds of my intemperance :
Now, by my sceptre, and my soul to boot, If not, the end of life cancels all bands;
He hath more worthy interest to the state, And I will die a hundred thousand deaths,
Than thou, the shadow of succession :
Ere break the smallest parcel of this vow.
For, of no right, nor colour like to right,
He doth fill fields with harness in the realm;
Turns head against the lion's armed jaws;
And, being no more in debt to years than thou,
Leads ancient lords and reverend bishops on
To bloody battles, and to bruising arms.
What never-dying honour hath he got [deeds,
Against renowned Douglas! whose high
Whose hot incursions, and great name in arms,
Holds from all soldiers chief majority,
And military title capital,
[Christ.
Through all the kingdoms that acknowledge
Thrice hath this Hotspur, Mars in swathing
This infant warrior, in his enterprises [clothes,
Discomfited great Douglas; ta'en him once,
Enlarged him, and made a friend of him,
To fill the mouth of deep defiance up,
And shake the peace and safety of our throne.
And what say you to this? Percy, Northum-
berland,
[Mortimer,
The archbishop's grace of York, Douglas,
Capitulate against us, and are up.

But wherefore do I tell these news to thee?
Why, Harry, do I tell thee of my foes,
Which art my near'st and dearest enemy?
Thou that art like enough,-through vassal
fear,

Base inclination, and the start of spleen,-
To fight against me under Percy's pay,
To dog his heels, and court'sy at his frowns,
To show how much thou art degenerate. [so:
P. Hen. Do not think so; you shall not find it
And God forgive them, that so much have
sway'd

Your majesty's good thoughts away from me!
I will redeem all this on Percy's head,
And in the closing of some glorious day,
Be bold to tell you that I am your son;
When I will wear a garment all of blood,
And stain my favours in a bloody mask,
Which, wash'd away, shall scour my shame
with it:

:

How now, good Blunt ! thy looks are full of
speed.
[speak of.
Blunt. So hath the business that I come to
Lord Mortimer of Scotland hath sent word,
That Douglas and the English rebels met,
The eleventh of this month at Shrewsbury :
A mighty and a fearful head they are,
(If promises be kept on every hand,)
As ever offer'd foul play in a state.

K. Hen. The earl of Westmoreland set
forth to-day;

With him my son, lord John of Lancaster ;
For this advertisement is five days old :-
On Wednesday next, Harry, you shall set for-
On Thursday we ourselves will march: [ward;
Our meeting is Bridgnorth; and, Harry, you
Shall march through Glostershire; by which
account,

Our business valued, some twelve days hence
Our general forces at Bridgnorth shall meet.
Our hands are full of business; let's away;
Advantage feeds him fat, while men delay.
[Exeunt.

SCENE III.-Eastcheap. A Room in the
Boar's Head Tavern.

Enter Falstaff and Bardolph.
Fal. Bardolph, am I not fallen away vilely
since this last action? do I not bate? do I not
dwindle? Why, my skin hangs about me
like an old lady's loose gown; I am wither'd
like an old apple-John. Well, I'll repent,
and that suddenly, while I am in some liking;
I shall be out of heart shortly, and then I shall
have no strength to repent. An I have not
forgotten what the inside of a church is made
of, I am a pepper-corn, a brewer's horse: the
inside of a church! Company, villainous
company, hath been the spoil of me.

Bard. Sir John, you are so fretful, you cannot live long.

And that shall be the day, whene'er it lights,
That this same child of honour and renown,
This gallant Hotspur, this all-praised knight,
And your unthought-of Harry, chance to meet Fal. Why, there is it :-come, sing me a
For every honour sitting on his helm,
bawdy song; make me merry. I was as vir-
'Would they were multitudes, and on my head tuously given as a gentleman need to be; vir-
My shames redoubled! for the time will come, tuous enough; swore little; diced not above
That I shall make this northern youth ex-seven times a week; went to a bawdy-house
His glorious deeds for my indignities. [change
Percy is but my factor, good my lord,

not above once in a quarter-of an hour; paid money that I borrowed-three or four times;

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