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Mrs. Page. A puffed man?
Page. Old, cold, withered, and of intolerable entrails ?
Ford. And one that is as slanderous as Satan?
Page. And as poor as Job?
Ford. And as wicked as his wife ?

Eva. And given to fornications and to taverns, and sack and wine, and metheglins, and to drinkings, and swearings and starings, pribbles and prabbles ?

Fal. Well, I am your theme; you have the start of me; I am dejected; I am not able to answer the Welsh flannel; ignorance itself is a plummet o'er me: use me as you will.

Ford. Marry, sir, we'll bring you to Windsor, to one master Brook, that you have cozened of money, to whom you should have been a pander: over and above that you have suffered, I think, to repay that money will be a biting affliction.

Mrs. Ford. Nay, husband, let that go to make amends; Forgive that sum, and so we'll all be friends.

Ford. Well, here's my hand; all's forgiven at last.

Page. Yet be cheerful, knight : thou shalt eat a posset to-night at my house; where I will desire thee to laugh at my wife, that now laughs at thee: Tell her, master Slender hath married her daughter.

Mrs. Page. Doctors doubt that: If Anne Page be my daughter, she is, by this, doctor Caius's wife.

[Aside. Enter SLENDER. Slen. Whoo ? ho! ho! father Page.

Page. Son! how now ? how now, son ? have you despatched ?

Slen. Despatched! — I'll make the best in Gloucestershire know on't; would I were hanged, la, else.

Page. Of what, son ?

Slen. I came yonder at Eton to marry mistress Anne Page, and she's a great lubberly boy. If it had not been i’ the church, I would have swinged him, or he should have swinged me. If I did not think it had been Anne Page, would I might never stir; and 'tis a post-master's boy.

Page. Upon my life, then, you took the wrong.

Slen. What need you tell me that? I think so, wben I took a boy for a girl: If I had been married to him, for all he was in woman's apparel, I would no: have had him

Page. Why, this is your own folly. Did not I tell you how you should know my daughter by her garments ?

Slen. I went to her in white, and cried mum, and she cried hudget, as Anne and I had appointed ; and yet it was not Anne, but a post-master's boy.

Eva. Jeshu! Master Slender, cannot you see but marry boys ?

Page. 0, 1 am vexed at heart: What shall I do?

Mrs. Page. Good George, be not angry: I knew of your purpose; turned my daughter into green; and, indeed, she

; is now with the doctor at the deanery, and there married.

Enter Caius.

Caius. Vere is mistress Page? By gar,

l ain cozened : I ha' married un garçon, a boy; un paisan, by gar, a boy; it is not Anne Page: by gar, I am cozened. Mrs. Page. Why, did you take her in green

? Caius. Ay, be gar, and 'tis a boy; be gar, I'll raise all Windsor.

[Exit Catus. Ford. This is strange! Who the right Anne? Page. My heart misgives me: here comes master Fenton.


How now, master Fenton ?

Anne. Pardon, good father! good my mother, pardon !

Page. Now, mistress ? how chance you went not with master Slender ?

Mrs. Page. Why went you not with master doctor, maid?

Fent. You do amaze her: Hear the truth of it.
You would have married her most shamefully,
Where there was no proportion held in love.
The truth is, she and I, long since contracted,
Are now so sure that nothing can dissolve us.
The offence is holy that she hath committed:
And this deceit loses the name of craft,
Of disobedience, or unduteous title;
Since therein she doth evitate and shun
A thousand irreligious cursed hours,
Which forced marriage would have brought upon her.

Ford. . Stand not amazed : here is no remedy:
In love, the heavens themselves do guide the state;
Money buys lands, and wives are sold by fate.
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Fal. I am glad, though you have ta'en a special stand to strike at me, that your arrow hath glanced.

Page. Well, what remedy ? Fenton, heaven give thee joy! What cannot be eschewed, must be embraced.

Fal. When night-dogs run, all sorts of deer are chased. Eva. I will dance and eat plums at your wedding.

Mrs. Page. Well, I will muse no further:-Master Fenton,
Heaven give you many, many merry days !
Good husband, let us every one go home,
And laugh this sport o'er by a country fire;
Sir John and all.

Let it be so :- Sir John,
To master Brook you yet shall hold your word:
For he to-night shall lie with mistress. Ford.







ORSINO, Duke of Illyria.
SEBASTIAN, a young Gentleman, Brother to Viola
ANTONIO, a Sea Captain, Friend to Sebastian.
A Sea Captain, Friend to Viola.

Genilemen attending on the Duke.
Sir Toby BELCH, Uncle of Olivi..
MALVOLIO, Steward to Olivia.

Servants to Olivia.



OLIVIA, a rich Countess.
VIOLA, in love with the Duke.
MARTA, Olivia's Woman.

Lords, Priests, Sailors, Officers, Musicians, and other Attendants.

SCENE. A City in Illyria, and the Sea-coast near it.


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