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And to the nobler file, be steep'd so richly
In that elixir, honour, that the lack
Of things so very trivial in themselves
Shall be misfortune. One shall seek for them'
O'er the wide waves-one in the deadly breach
And battle's headlong front-one in the paths
Of midnight study,—and, in gaining these
Emblems of honour, each will hold himself
Repaid for all his labours, deeds, and dangers.
What then should he think, knowing them his own,
Who sees what warriors and what sages toil for,
The formal and establish'd marks of honour,
Usurp'd from him by upstart insolence?

El. (who has listened to the last speech with some
impatience.) This is but empty declamation,
Oswald.

The fragments left at yonder full-spread banquet,
Nay, even the poorest crust swept from the table,
Ought to be far more precious to a father,
Whose family lacks food, than the vain boast,
He sate at the board-head.

Os. Thou'lt drive me frantic!-I will tell thee,

woman

Yet why to thee? There is another ear

Which that tale better suits, and he shall hear it.

[Looks at his sword, which he has unbuckled, and addresses the rest of the speech to it. Yes, trusty friend, my father knew thy worth, And often proved it-often told me of it— Though thou and I be now held lightly of, And want the gilded hatchments of the time, I think we both may prove true metal still. 'Tis thou shalt tell this story, right this wrong Rest thou till time is fitting. [Hangs up the sword. [The Women look at each other with anxiety during this speech, which they partly overhear. They both approach Oswald. El. Oswald—my dearest husband! Flo.

My dear father. Os. Peace, both-we speak no more of this. I go To heave the drawbridge up.

[Exit.

Kat. (mounts the steps towards the loop-hole, looks out, and speaks.) The storm is gathering fast -broad, heavy drops

Fall plashing on the bosom of the lake,
And dash its inky surface into circles;
The distant hills are hid in wreaths of darkness.
"Twill be a fearful night.

OSWALD re-enters, and throws himself into a seat.
El.
More dark and dreadful

Than is our destiny, it cannot be.

Os. (to Flo.) Such is Heaven's will-it is our part to bear it.

We're warranted, my child, from ancient story
And blessed writ, to say, that song assuages
The gloomy cares that prey upon our reason,
And wake a strife betwixt our better feelings

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When the tempest's at the loudest,

On its gale the eagle rides;

When the ocean rolls the proudest,

Through the foam the sea-bird glidesAll the rage of wind and sea

Is subdued by constancy.
Gnawing want and sickness pining,
All the ills that men endure;
Each their various pangs combining,
Constancy can find a cure-
Pain, and Fear, and Poverty,
Are subdued by constancy.

Bar me from each wonted pleasure,
Make me abject, mean, and poor;
Heap on insults without measure,
Chain me to a dungeon floor-
I'll be happy, rich, and free,
If endow'd with constancy.

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Kat. And should that hap, we'll play our comedy,— Shall we not, Blackthorn? Thou shalt be Owlspiegle-

[son be?

Black. And who may that same hard-named perKat. I've told you nine times over. Black. Yes, pretty Katleen, but my eyes were busy In looking at you all the time you were talking; And so I lost the tale.

Kat. Then shut your eyes, and let your goodly ears Do their good office.

Black.
That were too hard penance.
Tell but thy tale once more, and I will hearken
As if I were thrown out, and listening for
My bloodhound's distant bay.

Kat.
A civil simile!
Then for the tenth time, and the last-be told,
Owlspiegle was of old the wicked barber
To Erick, wicked Lord of Devorgoil.

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Kat. A hermit hoar, a venerable man-
So goes the legend-came to wake repentance
In the fierce lord, and tax'd him with his guilt;
But he, heart-harden'd, turn'd into derision
The man of heaven, and, as his dignity
Consisted much in a long reverend beard,
Which reach'd his girdle, Erick caused his barber,
This same Owlspiegle, violate its honours
With sacrilegious razor, and clip his hair
After the fashion of a roguish fool.

Black. This was reversing of our ancient proverb,
And shaving for the devil's, not for God's sake.

[ment

Kat. True, most grave Blackthorn; and in punish-
Of this foul act of scorn, the barber's ghost
Is said to have no resting after death,
But haunts these halls, and chiefly this same chamber,
Where the profanity was acted, trimming
And clipping all such guests as sleep within it.
Such is at least the tale our elders tell,
With many others, of this haunted castle.

Black. And you would have me take this shape of
Owlspiegle,

And trim the wise Melchisedek !-I wonnot.
Kat. You will not!
Black.
No-unless you bear a part.
Kat. What! can you not alone play such a farce?
Black. Not I-I'm dull. Besides, we foresters
Still hunt our game in couples. Look you, Katleen,
We danced at Shrovetide-then you were my partner;
We sung at Christmas-you kept time with me;
And if we go a mumming in this business,
By heaven, you must be one, or Master Gullerammer
Is like to rest unshaven--
Kat.

What end can this serve?

Black.

Why, you fool,

Nay, I know not, I.

But if we keep this wont of being partners, [pen?
Why, use makes perfect-who knows what may hap-
Kat. Thou art a foolish patch-But sing our carol,
As I have alter'd it, with some few words
To suit the characters, and I will bear--

[Gives a paper.
Black. Part in the gambol. I'll go study quickly.
Is there no other ghost, then, haunts the castle,
But this same barber shave-a-penny goblin?

I thought they glanced in every beam of moonshine,
As frequent as the bat.

[phecies,
Kat. I've heard my aunt's high husband tell of pro-
And fates impending o'er the house of Devorgoil;
Legends first coin'd by ancient superstition,
And render'd current by credulity
And pride of lineage. Five years have I dwelt,
And ne'er saw any thing more mischievous
Than what I am myself.

Black. And that is quite enough, I warrant you.
But, stay, where shall I find a dress
To play this-what d'ye call him-Owlspiegle?
Kat. (takes dresses out of the cabinet.) Why, there
are his own clothes,

Preserved with other trumpery of the sort,
For we have kept nought but what is good for nought.
[She drops a cap as she draws out the clothes.
Blackthorn lifts it, and gives it to her.

Nay, keep it for thy pains-it is a coxcomb;
So call'd in ancient times, in ours a fool's cap;
For you must know they kept a Fool at Devorgoil
In former days; but now are well contented
To play the fool themselves, to save expenses;
Yet give it me, I'll find a worthy use for't.
I'll take this page's dress, to play the page
Cockledemoy, who waits on ghostly Owlspiegle;
And yet 'tis needless, too, for Gullcrammer
Will scarce be here to-night.

Black. I tell you that he will-I will uphold
His plighted faith and true allegiance
Unto a sows'd sow's face and sausages,
And such the dainties that you say he sent you,
Against all other likings whatsoever,
Except a certain sneaking of affection,
Which makes some folks I know of play the fool,
To please some other folks.

Kat. Well, I do hope he'll come-there's first a [chance He will be cudgell'd by my noble uncle

I cry his mercy-by my good aunt's husband,
Who did vow vengeance, knowing nought of him
But by report, and by a limping sonnet
Which he had fashion'd to my cousin's glory,
And forwarded by blind Tom Long the carrier;
So there's the chance, first of a hearty beating,
Which failing, we've this after-plot of vengeance.
Black. Kind damsel, how considerate and mer-

ciful!

But how shall we get off, our parts being play'd?
Kat. For that we are well fitted; here's a trap-door
Sinks with a counterpoise-you shall go that way.
I'll make my exit yonder-'neath the window,
A balcony communicates with the tower
That overhangs the lake.

Black. "Twere a rare place, this house of Devorgoil,
To play at hide-and-seek in-shall we try,
One day, my pretty Katleen?

Kat. Hands off, rude ranger! I'm no managed hawk
To stoop to lure of yours.-But bear you gallantly;
This Gullcrammer hath vex'd my cousin much,
I fain would have some vengeance.
Black. I'll bear my part with glee-he spoke irre-
Of practice at a mark!
[verently

Kat.

That cries for vengeance.
But I must go-I hear my aunt's shrill voice!
My cousin and her father will scream next.
El. (at a distance.) Katleen! Katleen!
Black.
Hark to old Sweetlips!-
Away with you before the full cry open-
But stay, what have you there?

Kat. (with a bundle she has taken from the ward-
robe.) My dress, my page's dress-let it
alone.

Black. Your tiring-room is not, I hope, far distant;
You're inexperienced in these new habiliments-
I am most ready to assist your toilet.

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And he met with a maiden in merry Sherwood,
All under the greenwood tree.

Now give me a kiss, quoth bold Robin Hood,
Now give me a kiss, said he,

For there never came maid into merry Sherwood,
But she paid the forester's fee.

I've coursed this twelvemonth this sly puss, young
Katleen,

And she has dodged me, turn'd beneath my nose,
And flung me out a score of yards at once;
If this same gear fadge right, I'll cote and mouth her,
And then! whoop! dead! dead! dead!-She is the
To make a woodsman's wife of!-
[metal
[Pauses a moment.
Well-I can find a hare upon her form
With any man in Nithsdale-stalk a deer,
Run Reynard to the earth for all his doubles,
Reclaim a haggard hawk that's wild and wayward,
Can bait a wild-cat-sure the devil's in't
But I can match a woman-I'll to study.

[Sits down on the couch to examine the paper.

SCENE II.

Scene changes to the inhabited apartment of the castle, as in the last scene of the preceding Act.

A fire is kindled, by which OsWALD sits in an attitude of deep and melancholy thought, without paying attention to what passes around him. ELEANOR is busy in

covering a table; FLORA goes out and re-enters, as if busied in the kitchen. There should be some by-play -the women whispering together, and watching the state of OSWALD; then separating, and seeking to avoid his observation, when he casually raises his head, and drops it again. This must be left to taste and management. The Women, in the first part of the scene, talk apart, and as if fearful of being overheard; the by-play of stopping occasionally, and attending to OSWALD'S movements, will give liveliness to the Scene.

El. Is all prepared?

Flo. Ay; but I doubt the issue

[ter.

Will give my sire less pleasure than you hope for.
El. Tush, maid-I know thy father's humour bet-
He was high-bred in gentle luxuries;
And when our griefs began, I've wept apart,
While lordly cheer and high-fill'd cups of wine
Were blinding him against the woe to come.
He has turn'd his back upon a princely banquet:
We will not spread his board-this night at least,
Since chance hath better furnish'd-with dry bread,
And water from the well.

Enter KATLEEN, and hears the last speech.
Kat. (aside.) Considerate aunt!-she deems that
a good supper

Were not a thing indifferent even to him
Who is to hang to-morrow; since she thinks so,

We must take care the venison has due honour—
So much I owe the sturdy knave, Lance Blackthorn.
Flo. Mother, alas! when Grief turns reveller,
Despair is cup-bearer. What shall hap to-morrow?—
El. I have learn'd carelessness from fruitless care.
Too long I've watch'd to-morrow-let it come
And cater for itself-Thou hear'st the thunder.
[Low and distant thunder.

This is a gloomy night-within, alas!

[Looking at her husband. Still gloomier and more threatening-Let us use Whatever means we have to drive it o'er, And leave to Heaven to-morrow. Trust me, Flora, 'Tis the philosophy of desperate want To match itself but with the present evil, And face one grief at once. Away, I wish thine aid and not thy counsel.

[AS FLORA is about to go off, GULLCRAMMER'S voice is heard behind the flat scene, as if from the drawbridge. Gull. (behind.) Hillo-hillo-hilloa-hoa-hoa! [OSWALD raises himself and listens; ELEANOR goes up the steps, and opens the window at the loop-hole; GULLCRAMMER's voice is then heard more distinctly.

Gull. Kind Lady Devorgoil-sweet Mistress
Flora!-

The night grows fearful, I have lost my way,
And wander'd till the road turn'd round with me,
And brought me back-For Heaven's sake, give me
shelter!

Kat. (aside.) Now, as I live, the voice of Gullcrammer!

Now shall our gambol be play'd off with spirit;
I'll swear I am the only one to whom
That screech-owl hoop was e'er acceptable.

Os. What bawling knave is this that takes our dwelling

For some hedge-inn, the haunt of lated drunkards?
El. What shall I say?-Go, Katleen, speak to him.
Kat. (aside.) The game is in my hands-I will say
something

Will fret the Baron's pride-and then he enters.
(She speaks from the window.) Good sir, be patient!
We are poor folks-it is but six Scotch miles
To the next borough town, where your Reverence
May be accommodated to your wants;
We are poor folks, an't please your Reverence,
And keep a narrow household-there's no track
To lead your steps astray--

[lady,

Gull. Nor none to lead them right.-You kill me, If you deny me harbour. To budge from hence, And in my weary plight, were sudden death, Interment, funeral-sermon, tombstone, epitaph. Os. Who's he that is thus clamorous without? (To El.) Thou know'st him?

El. (confused.) I know him?-no-yes-'tis a worthy clergyman,

Benighted on his way;-but think not of him.
Kat. The morn will rise when that the tempest's
And if he miss the marsh, and can avoid [past,

The crags upon the left, the road is plain.
Os. Then this is all your piety!—to leave
One whom the holy duties of his office
Have summon'd over moor and wilderness,
To pray beside some dying wretch's bed,
Who (erring mortal) still would cleave to life,
Or wake some stubborn sinner to repentance,-
To leave him, after offices like these,

To choose his way in darkness 'twixt the marsh
And dizzy precipice?'

El.

What can I do?

Os. Do what thou canst-the wealthiest do no

more

And if so much, 'tis well. These crumbling walls,
While yet they bear a roof, shall now, as ever,
Give shelter to the wanderer-Have we food?
He shall partake it-Have we none? the fast
Shall be accounted with the good man's merits
And our misfortunes-

[He goes to the loop-hole while he speaks, and
places himself there in room of his Wife,
who comes down with reluctance.

Gull. (without.) Hillo-hoa-hoa!

By my good faith, I cannot plod it farther;

The attempt were death.

What have we here?-is this the reverend man?
[He takes up the candle, and surveys GULLCRAM-
MER, who strives to sustain the inspection with
confidence, while fear obviously contends with
conceit and desire to show himself to the best
advantage.

Gull. Kind sir-or, good my lord-my band is
ruffled,

But yet 'twas fresh this morning. This fell shower
Hath somewhat smirch'd my cloak, but you may note
It rates five marks per yard; my doublet
Hath fairly 'scaped-'tis three-piled taffeta.

[Opens his cloak, and displays his doublet. Os. A goodly inventory-Art thou a preacher? Gull. Yea-I laud Heaven and good Saint Mungo for it.

Os. 'Tis the time's plague, when those that should weed follies

Out of the common field, have their own minds
O'errun with foppery-Envoys 'twixt heaven and
earth,

Example should with precept join, to show us
How we may scorn the world with all its vanities.
Gull. Nay, the high heavens forefend that I were
vain!

Os. (speaks from the window.) Patience, my friend, | When our learn'd Principal such sounding laud
I come to lower the drawbridge.

[Descends, and exit.

El. O, that the screaming bittern had his couch Where he deserves it, 3 in the deepest marsh!

3

Kat. I would not give this sport for all the rent
Of Devorgoil, when Devorgoil was richest!
(To El.) But now you chided me, my dearest aunt,
For wishing him a horse-pond for his portion?

El. Yes, saucy girl; but, an it please you, then
He was not fretting me; if he had sense enough,
And skill to bear him as some casual stranger,-
But he is dull as earth, and every hint
Is lost on him, as hail-shot on the cormorant,
Whose hide is proof except to musket-bullets!"
Flo. (apart.) And yet to such a one would
mother,

Whose chiefest fault is loving me too fondly,
Wed her poor daughter!

my

kind

Enter GULLCRAMMER, his dress damaged by the storm; ELEANOR runs to meet him, in order to explain to him that she wished him to behave as a stranger. GULLCRAMMER, mistaking her approach for an invitation to familiarity, advances with the air of pedantic conceit belonging to his character, when OSWALD enters,— ELEANOR recovers herself, and assumes an air of distance- GULLCRAMMER is confounded, and does not know what to make of it.

Os. The counterpoise has clean given way; the
bridge

Must e'en remain unraised, and leave us open,
For this night's course at least, to passing visitants.

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Gave to mine Essay on the hidden qualities

Of the sulphuric mineral, I disclaim'd

All self-exaltment. And (turning to the women) when
The lovely Saccharissa Kirkencroft,

[at the dance,

Daughter to Kirkencroft of Kirkencroft,
Graced me with her soft hand, credit me, ladies,
That still I felt myself a mortal man,
Though beauty smiled on me.

Os. Come, sir, enough of this.

[heavens,

That you're our guest to-night, thank the rough
And all our worser fortunes; be conformable
Unto my rules; these are no Saccharissas

Togild with compliments. There's in your profession,

As the best grain will have its piles of chaff,

A certain whiffler, who hath dared to bait
A noble maiden with love tales and sonnets;
And if I meet him, his Geneva cap

May scarce be proof to save his ass's ears.

Kat. (aside.) Umph-I am strongly tempted;
And yet I think I will be generous,

And give his brains a chance to save his bones.
Then there's more humour in our goblin plot,
Than in a simple drubbing.

[cover him,

El. (apart to Flo.) What shall we do? If he disHe'll fling him out at window.

Flo. My father's hint to keep himself unknown
Is all too broad, I think, to be neglected.

El. But yet the fool, if we produce his bounty,
May claim the merit of presenting it;
And then we're but lost women for accepting
A gift our needs made timely.

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Kat.

Do not produce them.

Of a reserve of victuals.

E'en let the fop go supperless to bed, And keep his bones whole.

Os. (to his Wife.)

Hast thou aught

To place before him ere he seek repose?

El. Alas! too well you know our needful fare Is of the narrowest now, and knows no surplus. Os. Shame us not with thy niggard housekeeping; He is a stranger-were it our last crust, And he the veriest coxcomb ere wore taffeta, A pitch he's little short of-he must share it, Though all should want to-morrow.

Gull. (partly overhearing what passes between them.) Nay, I am no lover of your sauced dainties: Plain food and plenty is my motto still.

Your mountain air is bleak, and brings an appetite: A soused sow's face, now, to my modest thinking, Has ne'er a fellow. What think these fair ladies Of a sow's face and sausages?

[lack

[Makes signs to ELEANOR. Flo. Plague on the vulgar hind, and on his courtesies, The whole truth will come out! Os. What should they think, but that you're like to Your favourite dishes, sir, unless perchance You bring such dainties with you.

Gull. No, not with me; not, indeed, Directly with me; but-Aha! fair ladies!

[Makes signs again. Kat. (aside.) He'll draw the beating down-Were Heaven's will be done! [that the worst, Os. (apart.) What he can mean?-this is the veriest Still he's a stranger, and the latest act [dog-whelpOf hospitality in this old mansion

Shall not be sullied.

Gull. Troth, sir, I think, under the ladies' favour, Without pretending skill in second sight, Those of my cloth being seldom conjurers――

Os. (aside.) I'll take my Bible-oath that thou art

none.

Gull. I do opine, still with the ladies' favour, That I could guess the nature of our supper: I do not say in such and such precedence The dishes will be placed; housewives, as you know, On such forms have their fancies; but, I say still, That a sow's face and sausages

Os.

Peace, sir! O'er-driven jests (if this be one) are insolent. Flo. (apart, seeing her mother uneasy.) The old saw still holds true-a churl's benefits, Sauced with his lack of feeling, sense, and courtesy, Savour like injuries.

[A horn is winded without; then a loud knocking at the gate. Leo. (without.) Ope, for the sake of love and charity! [OSWALD goes to the loop-hole.

Gull. Heaven's mercy! should there come another stranger,

And he half-starved with wandering on the wolds,
The sow's face boasts no substance, nor the sausages,
To stand our reinforced attack! I judge, too,
By this starved Baron's language, there's no hope

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And bid the gallant who that bugle winded

Sleep in the storm-swept waste; as meet for him
As for Lance Blackthorn.-Come, I'll not distress you,
I'll get admittance for this second suitor,
And we'll play out this gambol at cross purposes.
But see, your father has prevented me.

Os. (seems to have spoken with those without, and
answers.) Well, I will ope the door; one guest already,
Driven by the storm, has claim'd my hospitality,
And you, if you were fiends, were scarce less welcome
To this my mouldering roof, than empty ignorance
And rank conceit-I hasten to admit you.

[Exit.

El. (to Flo.) The tempest thickens. By that winded bugle,

I guess the guest that next will honour us.--
Little deceiver, that didst mock my troubles,
'Tis now thy turn to fear!

Flo. Mother, if I knew less or more of this
Unthought of and most perilous visitation,
I would your wishes were fulfill'd on me,
And I were wedded to a thing like yon.

Gull. (approaching.) Come, ladies, now you see the jest is threadbare, [sages-And you must own that same sow's face and sauRe-enter OSWALD with LEONARD, supporting BAULDIE DURWARD. OSWALD takes a view of them, as formerly of GULLCRAMMER, then speaks.

Os. (to Leo.) By thy green cassock, hunting-spear, I guess thou art a huntsman? [and bugle,

Leo. (bowing with respect.) A ranger of the neighbouring royal forest,

Under the good Lord Nithsdale; huntsman, therefore,
In time of peace, and when the land has war,
To my
best powers a soldier.

Os. Welcome, as either. I have loved the chase,
And was a soldier once.-This aged man,
What may he be?

[an humble mendicant,

Dur. (recovering his breath.) Is but a beggar, sir, Who feels it passing strange, that from this roof, Above all others, he should now crave shelter.

Os. Why so? You're welcome both-only the word Warrants more courtesy than our present means Permit us to bestow. A huntsman and a soldier May be a prince's comrade, much more mine; And for a beggar-friend, there little lacks, Save that blue gown and badge, and clouted pouches, To make us comrades too; then welcome both, And to a beggar's feast. I fear brown bread, And water from the spring, will be the best on't; For we had cast to wend abroad this evening, And left our larder empty. Gull. Yet, if some kindly fairy, In our behalf, would search its hid recesses,

| (Apart.) We'll not go supperless now-we're three to

one.

Still do I say, that a sowsed face aud sausages-

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