dance no more, and, rejoicing at my release, I led her to a seat, and took the privilege of a partner to attend her. "Hegh, sirs," exclaimed Dame Martin, "I am sair forfoughen! Troth, callant, I think ye hae been amaist the death o' me.' I could only atone for the alleged offence by fetching her some refreshment, of which she readily partook. "I have been lucky in my partners," I said, "first that pretty young lady, and then you, Mrs. Martin." "Hout wi' your fleeching," said Dame Martin. Gae wa-gae wa, lad; dinna blaw in folks's lugs that gate; me and Miss Lilias even'd thegither! Na, na, lad-od, she is maybe four or five years younger than the like o' me,-by and attour her gentle havings. ་་ She is the Laird's daughter?" said I, in as careless a tone of inquiry as I could assume. "His daughter, man? Na, na, only his niece--and sib aneugh to him, I think." Ay, indeed," I replied; I thought she had borne his name?" "She bears her ain name, and that's Lilias." "And has she no other name?" asked I. "What needs she another till she gets a gudeman? answered my Thetis, a little miffed perhaps-to use the women's phrase that I turned the conversation upon my former partner, rather than addressed it to herself. There was a short pause, which was interrupted by Dame Martin observing, "They are standing up again." True," said I having no mind to renew my late violent capriole, "and I must go help old Willie." Ere I could extricate myself, I heard poor Thetis address herself to a sort of Mer-man in a jacket of seaman's blue, and a pair of trowsers, (whose hand, by the way, she had rejected at an earlier part of the evening,) and intimate that she was now disposed to take a trip. "Trip away then, dearie," said the vindictive man of the waters, without offering his hand; "there," pointing to the floor, "is a roomy berth for you." Certain I had made one enemy, and perhaps two, I hastened to my original seat beside Willie, and began to handle my bow. But I could see that my conduct had made an unfavourable impression; the words, flory conceited chap,"-"haffins gentle," and at length, the still more alarming epithet of spy," began to be buzzed about, and I was heartily glad when the apparition of Sam's visage at the door, who was already possessed of and draining a can of punch, gave me assurance that my means of retreat were at hand. I intimated as much to Willie, who probably had heard more of the murmurs of the company than I had, for he whispered, "Ay, ay-awa wi' ye-ower lang here-slide out canny-dinna let them see ye are on the tramp." I slipped half-a-guinea into the old man's hand, who answered, "Truts! pruts! nonsense! but I'se no refuse, trusting ye can afford it.-Awa wi' ye-and if ony body stops ye, cry on me." this time, and went to bed in haste, full of various cogitations. I have since spent a couple of days betwixt Mount Sharon and this place, and betwixt reading, writing to thee this momentous history, forming plans for seeing the lovely Lilias, and partly, I think, for the sake of contradiction-angling a little in spite of Joshua's scruples-though I am rather liking the amusement better as I begin to have some success in it. And now, my dearest Alan, you are in full posses- A deep-consuming passion, once kindled in a breast P. S.-I shall be on thorns till I receive your answer. I read, and re-read your letter, and cannot for my soul discover what your real sentiments are. Sometimes I think you write of her as one in jestand sometimes I think that cannot be. Put me at case as soon as possible. LETTER XIII. ALAN FAIRFORD TO DARSIE LATIMER. I WRITE On the instant, as you direct; and in a tragicomic humour, for I have a tear in my eye and a smile on my cheek. Dearest Darsie, sure never a being but yourself could be so generous-sure never a being but yourself could be so absurd! I remember when you were a boy you wished to make your fine new whip merely because she admired it; and now, with appropriate liberality, you would resign your beloved to a smoke-dried young sophister, who cares not one of the hairs which it is his occupation to split, for all the daughters of Eve. I in love with your Liliasyour green-mantle-your unknown enchantress!why I scarce saw her for five minutes, and even then only the tip of her chin was distinctly visible. She was well made, and the tip of her chin was of a most promising cast for the rest of the face; but, Heaven save you! she came upon business! and for a lawyer to fall in love with a pretty client on a single consultation, would be as wise as if he became enamoured of a particularly bright sunbeam which chanced for a moment to gild his bar-wig. I give you my word I am heart-whole; and, moreover, I assure you, that before I suffer a woman to sit near my heart's core, I must see her full face, without mask or mantle, ay, and know a good deal of her mind into the bargain, So never fret yourself on my account, my kind and generous Darsie; but, for your own sake, have a care, and let not an idle attachment, so lightly taken up, lead you into serious danger. a present to old aunt Peggy reflecting and un I glided, by his advice, along the room as if looking for a partner, joined Sam, whom I disengaged with some difficulty from his can, and we left the cottage together in a manner to attract the least possible observation. The horses were tied in a neighbouring shed, and as the moon was up and I was now familiar with the road, broken and complicated as it is, we soon reached the Shepherd's Bush, where the old landlady was sitting up waiting for us, under some anxiety of mind, to account for which she did not hesitate to tell me that some folks had gone to Brokenburn from her house, or neighbouring towns, that did not come so safe back again. Wandering Willie," she said, was doubtless a kind of protec- On this subject I feel so apprehensive, that now tion." when I am decorated with the honours of the gown, Here Willie's wife, who was smoking in the chim-I should have abandoned my career at the very startney corner, took up the praises of her "hinnie," as she called him, and endeavoured to awaken my generosity afresh, by describing the dangers from which, as she was pleased to allege, her husband's countenance had assuredly been the means of preserving me. I was not, however, to be fooled out of more money at Vol. IV 4 B " ing to come to you, but for my father having contrived to clog my heels with fetters of a professional nature. I will tell you the matter at length, for it is comical enough; and why should not you list to my juridical adventures, as well as I to those of your fiddling knight-errantry? It was after dinner, and I was considering how II do not think even you, Alan, can do it much harm might best introduce to my father the private resolu-ye may get credit by it, but ye can lose none." tion I had formed to set off for Dumfries-shire, or whether I had not better run away at once, and plead my excuse by letter, when, assuming the peculiar look with which he communicates any of his intentions respecting me, that he suspects may not be altogether acceptable, "Alan," he said. "ye now wear a gownye have opened shop, as we would say of a more mechanical profession; and, doubtless, ye think the floor of the courts is strewed with guineas, and that ye have only to stoop down to gather them?" "I hope I am sensible, sir," I replied, "that I have some knowledge and practice to acquire, and must stoop for that in the first place." "It is well said," answered my father; and always afraid to give too much encouragement, added, "Very well said, if it be well acted up to-Stoop to get knowledge and practice is the very word. Ye know very well, Alan, that in the other faculty who study the Ars medendi, before the young doctor gets to the bedsides of palaces, he must, as they call it, walk the hospitals; and cure Lazarus of his sores, before he be admitted to prescribe for Dives, when he has gout or indigestion". "I am aware, sir, that" "Whisht-do not interrupt the court-Well-also the chirurgeons have a useful practice, by which they put their apprentices and tyrones to work upon senseless dead bodies, to which, as they can do no good, so they certainly can do as little harm; while at the same time the tyro, or apprentice, gains experience, and becomes fit to whip off a leg or arm from a living subject, as cleanly as ye would slice an onion." "I believe I guess your meaning, sir," answered I; "and were it not for a very particular engagement" "Do not speak to me of engagements; but whisht -there is a good lad-and do not interrupt the court." My father, you know, is apt-be it said with all filial duty-to be a little prolix in his harangues. I had nothing for it but to lean back and listen. "Maybe you think, Alan, because I have, doubtless, the management of some actions in dependence, whilk my worthy clients have intrusted me with, that I may think of airting them your way instanter; and so setting you up in practice, so far as my small business or influence may go; and, doubtless, Alan, that is a day whilk I hope may come round. But then, before I give, as the proverb hath it, 'My own fishguts to my own sea-maws,' I must, for the sake of my own character, be very sure that my sea-maw can pick them to some purpose. What say ye?" "And pray what is the name of my happy client, sir?" said I, ungraciously enough, I believe. "It is a well-known name in the ParliamentHouse," replied my father. "To say the truth, I expect him every moment; it is Peter Peebles."*" "Peter Peebles!" exclaimed I, in astonishment "he is an insane beggar-as poor as Job, and as mad as a March hare!" "He has been pleaing in the court for fifteen years,” said my father, in a tone of commiseration, which seemed to acknowledge that this fact was enough to account for the poor man's condition both in mind and circumstances. "Besides, sir," I added he is on the Poor's Roll; and you know there are advocates regularly appointed to manage those cases; and for me to presume to interfere" and a "Whisht, Alan !-never interrupt the court-all that is managed for ye like a tee'd ball;" (my father sometimes draws his similes from his once favourite game of golf;)—" you must know, Alan, that Peter's cause was to have been opened by young Dumtoustie ye may ken the lad, a son of Dumtoustie of that ilk, member of Parliament for the county of nephew of the Laird's younger brother, worthy Lord Bladderskate, whilk ye are aware sounds as like being akin to a peatshipt and a sheriffdom, as a sieve is sib to a riddle. Now, Saunders Drudgeit, my lord's clerk, came to me this morning in the House, like ane bereft of his wits; for it seems that young Dumtoustie is ane of the Poor's Lawyers, and Peter Peebles's process had been remitted to him of course. But so soon as the harebrained goose saw the pokes, (as, indeed, Alan, they are none of the least,) he took fright, called for his nag, lap on, and away to the country is he gone; and so, said Saunders, my lord is at his wit's end wi' vexation and shame, to see his nevoy break off the course at the very starting. 'TH tell you, Saunders,' said I, 'were I my lord, and a friend or kinsman of mine should leave the town while the court was sitting, that kinsman, or be he what he liked, should never darken my door again.' And then, Alan, I thought to turn the ball our own way; and I said that you were a gey sharp birkie, just off the irons, and if it would oblige my lord, and so forth, you would open Peter's cause on Tuesday, and make some handsome apology for the necessary absence of your learned friend, and the loss which your client and the court had sustained, and so forth. Saunders lap at the proposition, like a cock at a grossart; for, he said, the only chance was to get a new hand, that did not ken the charge he was taking upon him; for there was not a lad of two Sessions' stand "I am so far," answered I, "from wishing to get early into practice, sir, that I would willingly bestowing that was not dead-sick of Peter Peebles and his a few days" “In farther study, ye would say, Alan. But that is not the way either-ye must walk the hospitals-ye must cure Lazarus-ye must cut and carve on a departed subject, to show your skill." "I am sure," I replied, "I will undertake the cause of any poor man with pleasure, and bestow as much pains upon it as if it were a duke's; but for the next two or three days". "They must be devoted to close study, Alan-very close study indeed; for ye must stand primed for a hearing, in presentia Dominorum, upon Tuesday rext." "I, sir!" I replied in astonishment-"I have not opened my mouth in the Outer-House yet!" "Never mind the Court of the Gentiles, man," said my father; we will have you into the Sanctuary at once-over shoes, over boots." 'But, sir, I should really spoil any cause thrust on me so hastily." "Ye cannot spoil it, Alan," said my father, rubbing his hands with much complacency; "that is the very cream of the business, man-it is just, as I said before, a subject upon whilk all the tyrones have been trying their whittles for fifteen years; and as there have been about ten or a dozen agents concerned, and each took his own way, the case is come to that pass, that Stair or Arniston could not mend it; and cause; and he advised me to break the matter gently to you at the first; but I told him you were a good bairn, Alan, and had no will and pleasure in these matters but mine." What could I say, Darsie, in answer to this arrangement, so very well meant-so very vexatious at the same time?-To imitate the defection and flight of young Dumtoustie, was at once to destroy my father's hopes of me for ever; nay, such is the keenness with which he regards all connected with his profession, it might have been a step to breaking his heart. I was obliged, therefore, to bow in sad acquiescence, when my father called to James Wilkinson to bring the two bits of pokes he would find on his table. Exit James, and presently re-enters, bending under the load of two huge leathern bags, full of papers to the brim, and labelled on the greasy backs with the *This unfortunate litigant (for a person named Peter Peebles actually flourished) frequented the courts of justice in Scotland about the year 1792, and the sketch of his appearance is given from recollection. The author is of opinion that he himself had at one time the honour to be counsel for Peter Peebles. whose voluminous course of litigation served as a sort of assaypieces to most young men who were called to the bar. The scene of the consultation is entirely imaginary. † Formerly, a lawyer, supposed to be under the peculiar pat ronage of any particular judge, was invidiously termed his peat or pet. : Process-bags. magic impress of the clerks of court, and the title, sented to each other, at which time easily saw by Peebles against Plainstanes. This huge mass was my father's manner that he was desirous of supportdeposited on the table, and my father, with no ordi-ing Peter's character in my eyes, as much as circumnary glee in his countenance, began to draw out the stances would permit, "Alan," he said, "this is the various bundles of papers, secured by none of your gentleman who has agreed to accept of you as his red tape or whipcord, but stout, substantial casts of counsel, in place of young Dumtoustie." tarred rope, such as might have held small craft at their moorings. I made a last and desperate effort to get rid of the impending job. "I am really afraid, sir, that this case seems so much complicated, and there is so little time to prepare, that we had better move the Court to supersede it till next Session." "How, sir?-how, Alan ?" said my father-"Would you approbate and reprobate sir?--You have accepted the poor man's cause, and if you have not his fee in your pocket, it is because he has none to give you; and now would you approbate and reprobate in the same breath of your mouth ?-Think of your oath of office, Alan, and your duty to your father, my dear boy." Once more, what could I say?-I saw, from my father's hurried and alarmed manner, that nothing could vex him so much as failing in the point he had determined to carry, and once more intimated my readiness to do my best, under every disadvantage. Well, well, my boy," said my father, "the Lord will make your days long in the land, for the honour you have given to your father's gray hairs. You may find wiser advisers, Alan, but none that can wish you better." My father, you know, does not usually give way to expressions of affection, and they are interesting in proportion to their rarity. My eyes began to fill at seeing his glisten; and my delight at having given him such sensible gratification would have been unmixed, but for the thoughts of you. These out of the question, I could have grappled with the bags, had they been as large as corn-sacks. But, to turn what was grave into farce, the door opened, and Wilkinson ushered in Peter Peebles. You must have seen this original, Darsie, who, like others in the same predicament, continues to haunt the courts of justice, where he has made shipwreck of time, means, and understanding. Such insane paupers have sometimes seemed to me to resemble wrecks lying upon the shoals on the Goodwin Sands, or in Yarmouth Roads, warning other vessels to keep aloof from the banks on which they have been lost; or rather such ruined clients are like scarecrows and potato-bogles, distributed through the courts to scare away fools from the scene of litigation. "Entirely out of favour to my old acquaintance your father," said Peter, with a benign and patronising countenance, "out of respect to your father, and my old intimacy with Lord Bladderskate. Otherwise, by the Regiam Majestatem! I would have presented a petition and complaint against Daniel Dumtoustie, Advocate, by name and surname I would, by all the practiques!-I know the forms of process; and I am not to be trifled with." My father here interrupted my client, and reminded him that there was a good deal of business to do, as he proposed to give the young counsel an outline of the state of the conjoined process, with a view to letting him into the merits of the cause, disencumbered from the points of form. "I have made a short abbreviate, Mr. Peebles," said he; "having sat up late last night, and employed much of this morning in wading through these papers, to save Alan some trouble, and I am now about to state the result." "I will state it myself," said Peter, breaking in without reverence upon his solicitor. "No, by no means," said my father; "I am your agent for the time." "Mine eleventh in number," said Peter; "I have a new one every year; I wish I could get a new coat as regularly." Your agent for the time," resumed my father; and you, who are acquainted with the forms, know that the client states the cause to the agent-the agent to the counsel" "The counsel to the Lord Ordinary," continued Peter, once set a-going, like the peal of an alarm ciock, "the Ordinary to the Inner-House, the President to the Bench. It is just like the rope to the man, the man to the axe, the axe to the ox, the ox to the water, the water to the fire" "Hush, for Heaven's sake, Mr. Peebles," said my father, cutting his recitation short; "time wears onwe must get to business--you must not interrupt the court, you know.-Hem, hem! From this abbreviate it appears". "Before you begin," said Peter Peebles, "I'll thank you to order me a morsel of bread and cheese, or some cauld meat, or broth, or the like alimentary provision; I was so anxious to see your son, that I could not eat a mouthful of dinner. for the honour of the house, was about to add the brandy bottle, which remained on the sideboard, but, at a wink from my father, supplied its place with small beer. Peter charged the provisions with the rapacity of a famished lion; and so well did the diversion engage him, that though, while my father stated the case, he looked at him repeatedly, as if he meant to interrupt his statement, yet he always found more agreeable employment for his mouth, and returned to the cold beef with an avidity which convinced me he had not had such an opportunity for many a day of satiating his appetite. Omitting much formal phraseology, and many legal details, I will endeavour to give you, in exchange for your fiddler's tale, the history of a litigant, or rather, the history of his lawsuit. "Peter Peebles and Paul Plainstanes," said my fa The identical Peter wears a huge great-coat, thread- Heartily glad, I believe, to have so good a chance bare and patched itself, yet carefully so disposed and of stopping his client's mouth effectually, my father secured by what buttons remain, and many supple-ordered some cold meat; to which James Wilkinson, mentary pins, as to conceal the still more infirm state of his under garments. The shoes and stockings of a ploughman were, however, seen to meet at his knees, with a pair of brownish, blackish breeches: a rusty-coloured handkerchief, that has been black in its day, surrounded his throat, and was an apology for linen. His hair, half gray half black, escaped in elf-locks around a huge wig, made of tow, as it seemed to me, and so much shrunk, that it stood upon the very top of his head; above which he plants, when covered, an immense cocked hat, which, like the chieftain's banner in an ancient battle, may be seen any sederunt day betwixt nine and ten, high towering above all the fluctuating and changeful scene in the Outer House, where his eccentricities often make him the centre of a group of petulant and teasing boys, who exercise upon him every art of ingen-ther, "entered into partnership, in the year, as ious torture. His countenance, originally that of a portly, comely burgess, is now emaciated with poverty and anxiety, and rendered wild by an insane lightness about the eyes; a withered and blighted skin and complexion; features begrimed with snuff, charged with the self-importance peculiar to insanity; and a habit of perpetually speaking to himself. Such was my unfortunate client; and I must allow, Darsie, that my profession had need to do a great deal of good, if as is much to be feared, it brings many individuals to such a pass. mercers and linendrapers, in the Luckenbooths, and carried on a great line of business to mutual advantage. But the learned counsel needeth not to be told, societas est mater discordiarum, partnership oft makes pleaship. The company being dissolved by mutual consent in the year, the affairs had to be wound up, and after certain attempts to settle the matter extrajudicially, it was at last brought into the Court, and has branched out into several distinct processes, most of whilk have been conjoined by the OrIdinary. It is to the state of these processes that After we had been, with a good deal of form, pre-counsel's attention is particularly directed. There is the original action of Peebles v. Plainstanes, con- i vening him for payment of 3000l., less or more, as alleged balance due by Plainstanes. 2dly, There is a counter action, in which Plainstanes is pursuer and Peebles defender, for 25007., less or more, being balance alleged per contra, to be due by Peebles, 3dly, Mr. Peebles's seventh agent advised an action of Compt and Reckoning at his instance, wherein what balance should prove due on either side might be fairly struck and ascertained. 4thiy, To meet the hypothetical case, that Peebles might be found liable in a balance to Plainstanes, Mr. Wildgoose, Mr. Peebles's eighth agent, recommended a Multiplepoinding, to bring all parties concerned into the field." wind could condescend and say whether it were best to proceed by way of petition and complaint, ad vindictam publicam, with consent of his Majesty's advocate, or by action on the statute for battery, pendente lite, whilk would be the winning my plea at once, and so getting a back-door out of Court.-By the Regiam, that beef and brandy is unco het at my heart-1 maun try the ale again," (sipped a little beer); "and the ale's but cauld, I maun e'en put in the rest of the brandy." He was as good as his word, and proceeded in so loud and animated a style of elocution, thumping the table, drinking and snuffing alternately, that my father, abandoning all attempts to interrupt him, sat My brain was like to turn at this account of law-silent and ashamed, suffering and anxious for the suit within law suit, like a nest of chip-boxes, with all conclusion of the scene. of which I was expected to make myself acquainted. "I understand," I said, "that Mr. Peebles claims a sum of money from Plainstanes-how then can he be his debtor? and if not his debtor, how can he bring a Multiplepoinding, the very suinmons of which sets forth, that the pursuer does owe certain moneys, which he is desirous to pay by warrant of a judge?"* "And then to come back to my pet process of all— my battery and assault process, when I had the good luck to provoke him to pull my nose at the very threshold of the Court, whilk was the very thing I wanted -Mr. Pest, ye ken him, Daddie Fairford? Old Pest was for making it out hamesucken, for he said the Court might be said-said-ugh!-to be my dwellingplace. Idwell mair there than ony gate else, and the essence of hamesucken is to strike a man in his dwell "Ye know little of the matter, I doubt, friend," said Mr. Peebles; "a Multiplepoinding is the safest remedium juris in the whole form of process. I haveing place-mind that, young advocate-and so there's known it conjoined with a declarator of marriage. hope Plainstanes may be hanged, as many has for a Your beef is excellent," he said to my father, who in less matter; for, my Lords-will Pest say to the Justivain endeavoured to resume his legal disquisition; "but ciary bodies,-my Lords, the Parliament House is Peesomething highly powdered-and the twopenny is bles's place of dwelling, says he-being commune undeniable; but it is small swipes-small swipes-forum, and commune forum est commune domimore of hop than malt-with your leave I'll try your cilium-Lass, fetch another glass of whisky, and black bottle." score it-time to gae hame-by the practiques, I cannot find the jug-yet there's twa of them, I think. By the Regiam, Fairford-Daddie Fairford-lend us twal pennies to buy, sneeshing, mine is done-Macer, call another cause." My father started to help him with his own hand, and in due measure; but, infinitely to my amusement, Peter got possession of the bottle by the neck, and my father's ideas of hospitality were far too scrupulous to permit his attempting, by any direct means, to redeem it; so that Peter returned to the table triumphant, with his prey in his clutch. "Better have a wine-glass, Mr. Peebles," said my father, in an admonitory tone, "you will find pretty strong. "If the kirk is ower muckle, we can sing mass in the quire," said Peter, helping himself in the goblet out of which he had been drinking the small beer. "What is it, usquebaugh ?-BRANDY, as I am an honest man! I had almost forgotten the name and taste of brandy. Mr. Fairford elder, your good health," (a mouthful of brandy)-"Mr. Alan Fairford, wishing you well through your arduous undertaking,' (another go-down of the comfortable liquor.) "And now, though you have given a tolerable breviate of this great lawsuit, of whilk every body has heard something that has walked the boards in the OuterHouse, (here's to ye again, by way of interim decreet,) yet ye have omitted to speak a word of the arrest ments.' "I was just coming to that point, Mr. Peebles." "Or of the action of suspension of the charge on the bill." "I was just coming to that." 'Or the advocation of the Sheriff-Court process." "I was just coming to it." 66 The box fell from his hands, and his body would at the same time have fallen from the chair, had I not supported him. This is intolerable," said my father-"Call a chairman, James Wilkinson, to carry this degraded, worthless, drunken beast home." When Peter Peebles was removed from this me morable consultation, under the care of an able-bodied Celt, my father hastily bundled up the papers, as a showman, whose exhibition has miscarried, hastes to remove his booth. "Here are my memoranda, Alan," he said, in a hurried way; "look them carefully over -compare them with the processes, and turn it in your head before Tuesday. Many a good speech has been made for a beast of a client; and hark ye, lad, hark ye-I never intended to cheat you of your fee when all was done, though I would have liked to have heard the speech first; but there is nothing like corning the horse before the journey. Here are five goud guineas in a silk purse of your poor mother's netting, Alan-she would have been a blithe woman to have seen her young son with a gown on his back but no more of that-be a good boy, and to the work like a tiger." they at present occupy my thoughts. Once more, be I did set to work, Darsie; for who could resist such motives? With my father's assistance, I have mastered the details, confused as they are; and on TuesAs Tweed comes to Melrose, I think," said the day, I shall plead as well for Peter Peebles, as I could litigant; and then filling his goblet about a quarter for a duke. Indeed, I feel my head so clear on the full of brandy, as if in absence of mind, "Oh, Mr. subject, as to be able to write this long letter to you; Alan Fairford, ye are a lucky man to buckle to such into which, however, Peter and his lawsuit have a cause as mine at the very outset! it is like a speci-insinuated themselves so far, as to show you how much men of all causes, man. By the Regiam, there is not a remedium juris in the practiques but ye'll find a spice o't. Here's to your getting weel through with it-Pshut I am drinking naked spirits, I think. But if the heathen be ower strong, we'll christen im with the brewer," (here he added a little small beer to his beverage, paused, rolled his eyes, winked, and proceeded,)" Mr. Fairford-the action of assault and battery, Mr. Fairford, when I compelled the villain Plainstanes to pull my nose within two steps of King Charles's statue, in the Parliament Close-there I had him in a hose-net. Never man could tell me how to shape that process-no counsel that ever selled Multipleponding is, I believe, equivalent to what is called in England a case of Double Distress. From circumstances, to be hereafter mentioned, it was long ere this letter reached the person to whom it was addressed. CHAPTER I. NARRATIVE. THE advantage of laying before the reader, in the words of the actors themselves, the adventures which we must otherwise have narrated in our own, has cellar contained some choice old wine, of which, on such rare occasions, he was no niggard. The whole pleasure of this good old-fashioned man of method, besides that which he really felt in the discharge of his daily business, was the hope to see his son Alan, the only fruit of a union which death early dissolved, attain what in the father's eyes was the proudest of all distinctions-the rank and fame of a well-employed lawyer. given great popularity to the publication of epistolary | if he had given a dinner more frequently, as his little correspondence, as practised by various great authors, and by ourselves in the preceding chapters. Neverheless, a genuine correspondence of this kind (and Heaven forbid it should be in any respect sophisticated by interpolations of our own!) can seldom be found to contain all in which it is necessary to instruct the reader for his full comprehension of the story. Also it must often happen that various prolixities and redundancies occur in the course of an interchange of letters, which must hang as a dead weight on the progress of the narrative. To avoid this dilemma, some biographers have used the letters of the personages concerned, or liberal extracts from them, to describe particular incidents, or express the sentiments which they entertained; while they connect them occasionally with such portions of narrative, as may serve to carry on the thread of the story. Every profession has its peculiar honours, and Mr. Fairford's mind was constructed upon so limited and exclusive a plan, that he valued nothing, save the objects of ambition which his own presented. He would have shuddered at Alan's acquiring the renown of a hero, and laughed with scorn at the equally barren laurels of literature; it was by the path of the law alone that he was desirous to see him rise to ex-eminence, and the probabilities of success or disappointment were the thoughts of his father by day, and his dream by night. It is thus that the adventurous travellers, who plore the summit of Mont Blanc, now move on through the crumbling snow-drift so slowly, that their progress is almost imperceptible, and anon abridge their journey by springing over the intervening chasms which cross their path, with the assistance of their pilgrim-staves. Or, to make a briefer simile, the course of story-telling which we have for the present adopted, resembles the original discipline of the dragoons, who were trained to serve either on foot or horseback, as the emergencies of the service required. With this explanation, we shall proceed to narrate some circumstances which Alan Fairford did not, and could not, write to his correspondent. Our reader, we trust, has formed somewhat approaching to a distinct idea of the principal characters who have appeared before him during our narrative; but in case our good opinion of his sagacity has been exaggerated, and in order to satisfy such as are addicted to the laudable practice of skipping, (with whom we have at times a strong fellow-feeling,) the following particulars may not be superfluous. The disposition of Alan Fairford, as well as his talents, were such as to encourage his father's expectations. He had acuteness of intellect, joined to habits of long and patient study, improved no doubt by the discipline of his father's house; to which, generally speaking, he conformed with the utmost docility, expressing no wish for greater or more frequent relaxation than consisted with his father's anxious and severe restrictions. When he did indulge in any juvenile frolics, his father had the candour to lay the whole blame upon his more mercurial companion, Darsie Latimer. This youth, as the reader must be aware, had been received as an inmate into the family of Mr. Fairford, senior, at a time when some of the delicacy of constitution which had abridged the life of his consort, began to show itself in the son, and when the father was, of course, peculiarly disposed to indulge his slightest wish. That the young Englishman was able to pay a considerable board, was a matter of no importance to Mr. Fairford; it was enough that his presence seemed to make his son cheerful and happy. He was compelled to allow that "Darsie was a fine lad, though unsettled," and he would have had some difficulty in getting rid of him, and the apprehensions which his levities excited, had it not been for the voluntary excursion which gave rise to the preceding correspondence, and in which Mr. Fairford secretly rejoiced, as affording the means of separating Alan from his gay companion, at least until he should have assumed, and become accustomed to, the duties of his dry and laborious profession. Mr. Saunders Fairford, as he was usually called, was a man of business of the old school, moderate in his charges, economical and even niggardly in his expenditure, strictly honest in conducting his own affairs, and those of his clients, but taught by long experience to be wary and suspicious in observing the motions of others. Punctual as the clock of Saint Giles tolled nine, the neat dapper form of the little hale old gentleman was seen at the threshold of the Court hall, or at farthest, at the head of the Back Stairs, trimly dressed in a complete suit of snuff-coloured brown, with stockings of silk or woollen, as suited the weather; a bobwig, and a small cocked hat; shoes blacked as Warren would have blacked them; silver But the absence of Darsie was far from promoting shoe-buckles, and a gold stock-buckle. A nosegay in the end which the elder Mr. Fairford had expected summer, and a sprig of holly in winter, completed his and desired. The young men were united by the well-known dress and appearance. His manners cor- closest bonds of intimacy; and the more so, that responded with his attire, for they were scrupulously neither of them sought nor desired to admit any others civil, and not a little formal. He was an elder of the into their society. Alan Fairford was averse to genekirk, and, of course, zealous for King George and the ral company, from a disposition naturally reserved, government even to slaying, as he had showed by and Darsie Latimer from a painful sense of his own taking up arms in their cause. But then, as he had unknown origin, peculiarly afflicting in a country clients and connexions of business among families of where high and low are professed genealogists. The opposite political tenets, he was particularly cautious young men were all in all to each other; it is no wonto use all the conventional phrases which the civility der, therefore, that their separation was painful, and of the time had devised, as an admissible mode of lan- that its effects upon Alan Fairford, joined to the guage betwixt the two parties. Thus he spoke some- anxiety occasioned by the tenor of his friend's lettimes of the Chevalier, but never either of the Prince, ters, greatly exceeded what the senior had anticipated. which would have been sacrificing his own princi- The young man went through his usual duties, his ples, or of the Pretender, which would have been of- studies, and the examinations to which he was subfensive to those of others. Again, he usually desig-jected, but with nothing like the zeal and assiduity nated the Rebellion as the affair of 1745, and spoke of any one engaged in it as a person who had been out at a certain period. So that, on the whole, Mr. Fairford was a man much liked and respected on all sides, though his friends would not have been sorry which he had formerly displayed; and his anxious and observant father saw but too plainly that his heart was with his absent comrade. A philosopher would have given way to this tide of feeling, in hopes to have diminished its excess, and permitted the youths to have been some time together, that their intimacy might have been broken off by degrees; but Mr. Fairford only saw the more direct mode of continued restraint, which, however, he was desirous of veiling under some plausible pretext. In the anxiety which he felt on this occasion, he had held communication with an old acquaintance, Peter Drudgeit, with whom the reader is partly acquainted. |