The TwitsFrom the bestselling author of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory and The BFG! Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, nastiest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything—except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough. They don't just want out, they want revenge. |
Contents
Hairy Faces | 3 |
Mr Twit | 4 |
Dirty Beards | 5 |
Mrs Twit | 8 |
The Glass Eye | 10 |
The Frog | 12 |
The Wormy Spaghetti | 15 |
The Funny Walking Stick | 18 |
Mrs Twit Gets a Stretching | 24 |
Mrs Twit Goes Ballooning Up | 26 |
Mrs Twit Goes Ballooning Down | 28 |
Mr Twit Gets a Horrid Shock | 30 |
The House the Tree the Monkey Cage | 32 |
Hugtight Sticky Glue | 34 |
Four Sticky Little Boys | 36 |
The Great UpsideDown Monkey Circus | 39 |
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2007 PUFFIN EDITION beastly beer began SHRINKING Big Dead Tree Bird Pie BLAKE The World's bucket bundle of old carpet ceiling chairs climb cried Muggle cried Muggle-Wump EXISTING 2007 PUFFIN feet floor four monkeys frog garden gasped GEORGE'S Marvelous Medicine glass eye grinning hairy-faced hairy-faced men happen horrid hot Bird hurry ILLUSTRATED BY QUENTIN iron ring jumped ladder legs living room look lovely Marvellous Children's Charity monkey cage mouth Museum and Story nailbrush nasty neck never get free night paintbrush person has ugly PICK UP TEXT PUFFIN BOOKS pull QUENTIN BLAKE Ravens Swoop registered charity Roald Dahl Museum Roly-Poly Bird flew roost screamed shouted Muggle-Wump sitting smeared spaghetti spreading food standing Story Centre string stuck upside terrible Twits TEXT AND ART tomato sauce trick Twit Go Twit's face Twit's head ugly thoughts upside-down walking stick wash watching workshed worms Wump